45 freakin days! The military has instilled in me order and discipline. Arrive remove monkey suite ditch underwear for 7 days 0800(maybe) reserve last chairs at sexy pool Add large bubba mug Pina colada sprawl on the beach. 0930 breakfast coffee and eye up spot at sexy pool for fun and games 0930 fukit I don't remember what happens after that until sobering up on day 8 Can't wait to meet some new people and have a blast!
Fourty-Five days . . . though (perhaps because we're TTR virgins) we don't yet know what all the excitement is about. We've seen the word "raunchy" a few times, "degenerates", "sexy", "slut(s)"; lots of talk about alcohol, and a few mentions of couples (like ourselves). So, I guess we'll be looking forward to a good deflowering by some of the experienced TTR attendees who are willing to pop our cherries.
