No way guys and girls dress, white night is the best go to the dollar store if you got one and buy some glow sticks or glow in the dark flashing anything FUN FUN ! Don't bring to many clothes like us you only really dress up at night during the day your in you swimwear OR NOT. As far as what to do we always take a trip to Market 28 its downtown bus is right outside hotel its safe costs $1 that's US dollar you can use but they don't give you change just take bus that says Walmart ask driver to let you off at Market 28 and your there, coming back ask someone where Walmart is and take the bus back there on the same side of Walmart back to TTR , Costco if your game is right behind Walmart, we always go to buy big bottles of booze. We have been to TTR 12 times and July will be our 13th. Massages good but expensive, never tried the down beach one but heard cheaper. Boobs Cruise I'm not shy buy this was an eye opener for me there were multiple people having sex on the boat, and 90% of the people were completely naked, that said it was a blast. We always bring a blow up raft to lounge around in the ocean cause there are no waves there and the water is so peaceful and calm. Hope you have a wonderful trip.
well lets just say with the couples massage at the resort you will be "HAPPY" at the "ENDING" and will be very relaxed. and ready for a snack..
Instead of starting a new thread I thought I would continue on with this one with a few additional questions I haven't really seen a clear answer for in my searches... This is our first time out of the states so not sure of the process. So, when we arrive in Mexico, I have read we should have a pen handy to fill out the customs paper that is handed out on the plane. Once we get off plane, we go through immigration and get our bags and then hand this form to customs. At which point, it's a 'luck of the draw' whether we get searched or pass through without being searched. With that being said, if you are pulled for search, they go through your bag correct? What are the best ways to pack your bags for a quick and easy search if you plan on packing some toys with you to avoid embarrassment? Also, are new batteries in packages OK to be in your luggage as I have read many people suggest traveling without batteries in their toys so you don't get the accidental unwanted noise/vibration. On the plane in 11 days! Both the wife and I are both amped up about it with each day passing!
A good idea to take batteries out, to keep a bump from turning something on. Bags are tossed around a lot, and you don't want your batteries to all be DOA. As for a pen - your flight attendants will have a few, but if you can remember one, all the better. You get your forms just after takeoff, so you'll have plenty of time to borrow a pen. You can also fill out the forms later after you land, but that will put you at the end of the line. Helpful hint: Keep your ticket and passport in your pocket when you board the plane. If you stuff them in your bag, and then put it in an overhead bin (15 seats away) you'll have to pull it back out since you'll need your passport number and flight number for the customs form. As for packing - I'd say only about 5% of people (maybe less) get stopped. All they do is crack open your suitcase and take a quick look. Throw your toys in a small bag inside your suitcase, and pack normally. They're looking for bundles of cash, or 50 cartons of cigarettes. If you don't have anything obviously illegal or suspicious, they won't dig through your personal items very much. You've probably heard horror stories about immigration lines, but it's not that bad. It's just one more tedious step in the whole process of flying.
While you are on the plane make sure your passports and a pen are in the bag/purse that you keep by your feet so that you can fill out all documentation. Read the documents and fill them out completely because everyone always forgets to fill out the bottom section and it slows things down. Step one is to follow the crowd and line up to go through immigration. They'll stamp your passports and give you the ripped off section of the paperwork you filled out. Keep this as you need it to leave at the end of your trip. Walk from there to get your luggage. Get in the next queue to have it go through the X ray machine. You'll hand over your declaration form and hit the button. Green means you leave right away. Red and your luggage gets a quick manual inspection. It really only takes 5 minutes so don't stress. Do not even worry about any toys. They really don't care at all... I mean it's not like it's your kids or your sister or something going through your stuff. It's someone who is looking for specific things (cigarettes mostly in my experience) so just own it if you pack it. Then you enter a long corridor/hallway full of people. Walk directly through all people ignoring all call outs to you and go outside. Any transfer you book will be outside so don't waste your time inside. Proceed to find your transfer company representative holding the sign. This is a giant pain because there are a number of guys/porters who will "help" find your representative for a tip and they just keep asking who you are looking for. Ignore them and look around for a minute. You'll find them. Check in. See if you have enough time for a beverage (or skip it an wait for the included ones at TTR). Get in transfer and get to the resort. Proceed to having a great time!
Tips: Packing - Carry On Pack your carry on with your Bubba Mug or Tumbler, Hat, Sunglasses, 3oz of Sunscreen, Swimsuits (one she's very comfortable with), flip flops, tip cash and anything else you'll need at the pool as the room probably won't be ready. Travel days tend to be rushed, busy and stressful. Pack a snack or two or three in your backpack/carry on so you don't arrive at the resort hungry and cranky. The first day curse can be exaggerated by starting on an empty stomach. Bring two pens to fill out your Mexican Immigration paperwork on the plane. Pack some meds just in case: Pepto, Immodium, Advil, Benadryl, band aids etc. Arriving in Cancun After you get through customs in the Cancun Airport, go out the double doors and don't stop to talk to anyone inside the building. If you paid for a transfer your ride will be waiting OUTSIDE. The people outside of customs but still inside the airport are Time Share Sharks. They will say pretty much anything to get you to talk to them. USA Transfers and other pre-arranged Transfer companies should be waiting for you OUTSIDE with a sign with your name on it. Checking in at the Hotel Arrive at the hotel, tip your driver and leave your bags with the bellboys out front. They will give you a baggage claim ticket. Check in at the front desk. Depending on the time of your arrival and what you booked, you may want to look at your room options before you check in. They will send a bellboy with you to show you to the options you have. Once you decide on a room, they will check you in and issue your Red Wrist Bands. The front desk will likely then pass you off to the “concierge”. Typically this has been a lady in a red dress. This is the person in charge of trying to get you to sign up for the resort tour / premier membership. You can tell them you have already taken the tour, just not interested or that this isn’t really your wife or whatever you like. You can also sign up and take the tour and pitch and decide if the deal is something you are interested in. If you choose to not sign up for the tour and your room isn’t ready walk straight out the double doors through Paty-O's or keep to the right and down the hallway past the restrooms then make a left outside. Here you will find both restaurants that are available for lunch and pool / beach area. If it is your first time, take a walk around stop and pick up a drink from a bar. You should probably eat something before starting the party. GO EAT! You can change in the restrooms that are down the hallway to the right of the front desk and get the party started. General Resort Tips Tip people. Tip the baggage guys who carried your 50 lb bag up 2 flights of stairs. Leave the maid a note for extra whatever and leave her a tip for taking good care of you. Tip the bartenders if they do hustle their butts for you and you like the service. Always TIP them if you order 20 shots of wet pussy. Tip the waiters if the service is good. According to the Wall Street Journal he average MONTHLY wage in Mexico is $400 USD. They work 6 days a week and long hours. You can tip pretty well for a week with $250 USD Try to take it easy on your first day. I know its likely impossible but it does suck to miss out on the first nights fun passed out in your room while your new friends are all partying their asses off at Paty-O’s. Go 50% of what you think you should to avoid the first day curse. Make friends on Cancuncare.com and the Temptation Facebook groups before going. Check the Monthly Roll Calls to find people heading there the same time as you are. It is nice to have at least one recognizable face if you are new. Book the Boobs Cruise though Cancun Care preferable early in your vacation. It will be an experience you will remember forever. The people you meet is what makes this resort the best. DON'T BE SHY TALK WITH PEOPLE. Play the games get involved. The people, not the place are what will make you have the time of your life! Don't pressure the top removal (if it's still on). It will come off when she's ready. It will come off... EAT SOMETHING! You laugh now, but you'll laugh there when you remember me saying this in all caps because you forgot. Take a “sexy nap” after leaving the sexy pool before dinner. EAT DINNER! Go to Patty-O's and dance your ass off. Flirt and be sexy. When you think about doing something but then say to yourself, "I can't do that!" do it anyway! Get a hamburger and fries and eat in your room. The sports pool is open 24 hours a day. Go for a late night swim at least once. There are two channels with great documentaries 24 hours a day. Be careful walking around and getting in and out of the pool. The pool gets slippery from all the sunscreen. Speaking of sunscreen, wear LOTS. Re-apply every couple of hours. I mean she’s not wearing much at all, so it’s easy and fun to help rub it in right? Better to protect the Chi Chi’s than to sunburn them and have to keep them covered the rest of the trip! If you see a big group, don't assume they're all longtime friends and you aren't invited. Say, "Hi, you guys look fun!" and watch how fast you're taken in! Make an oath that your answer to any request or suggestion from the staff or from people holding cans of AIWC will be, "Okay, why not?" and you will definitely have the time of your life! Ask for specific Liquors if you don't want the well liquors, let em use whatever for shots they are making 20-40+ at a time, but get the good stuff for your drink. IE: Captain and Coke, Sky and Lime......ETC. It makes the liquor quality better and easier to monitor how much you are drinking Do Not Be Afraid to Participate in the daily competitions! But be aware that you are very likely going to be drinking and possibly flashing your bits - and guess what? It's really easy to make friends while naked. General Packing Advice Take something(s) you know you would wear, something(s) you think you might wear, and something(s) you don’t think they make enough alcohol to wear! You will surprise yourself on what you would be willing to wear in a fun sexy nonjudgmental atmosphere like Temptation. "Better to have and need not than to need and not have." Don't try to pack light. Take multiple outfits for every day and lots of shoe options. When you're buying theme night wear and you're looking at all those awesome strappy dresses, think realistically about how complicated it's going to be to get them on after a day of drinking. Will you figure out where your head and arms go before Paty'O's closes? Make sure you do practice dressing drills at home! Bring a little dish soap to wash out your bubba mugs. They get a bit gross after a week without being washed. The lids do come apart for cleaning to get into the nooks and crannies. When you unpack, make a list of what you wore, what you didn't wear and what you wished you had brought for your next trip. It is VERY LIKELY You will be going back.
