Regular visitors will know that there is a copycat version of the Boobs Cruise (One and Only) out of the hotel that has been running for a few years now. I'm all for free enterprise, and agree that competition is healthy for the consumer. But I just wanted to give a heads up since their main selling point seems to be confusing people into thinking that they are actually going on the original Boobs Cruise run by us. I just heard today they have hired an entertainer that dresses and talks like Chinos, and another entertainer that dresses and talks like Sarah69. They run the tops up the mast like we do, fly similar flags and even play the same songs in exactly the same order as we do on their return. We spent $6,000 on our sound system and we have caught them using our equipment without permission, because they are too cheap to buy their own. Their base price is cheaper than ours which makes it seem attractive, but then you will be surprised with additional charges ($10 extra for the reef tax, $10 extra for drinks at lunch - both included in our price). They also drop you downtown at the shopping area for 2 hours and try to rent out golf carts at more than the going rate to make commission. Our schedule is monitored and their cruise is put on a day before or a day after ours to try and mop up the people that weren't able to make ours. They will take large groups of single guys and often mix with vanillas from other hotels and sometimes families with kids to make the numbers. Although I am a little pissed at their attempts to confuse people I am not saying you shouldn't go on it if you have no option to go on ours. But please do not be confused. The real Boobs Cruise is run as a proper business, to encourage repeat clients by providing a high quality adult experience. We are not here to take your money once, provide an inferior service and hope we never see you again. We want you to come back time and time again and tell your friends what a great time you had. They may call themselves the one and only, but there is only one boobs cruise. Make sure you choose the right one!
This happened to us last trip, the hotel made us believe we were signing up for the Boobs Cruise but it was actually a booze cruise. We had a horrible time and ended up taking the ferry back from the island early. Oh well, now we know...
Your cruise is like coca cola compared to their grocery stores version of kola-like-beverage. I for one will always pick the original.
Steve, first off it's not hard at all to make sure you are not on the wrong cruise so I ask, do we really want someone that is incapable of making that distinction sailing with us? I say chalk it up to Darwin and let us get under way. We have serious issues to attend to....like nudity, copulation, cunnilingus and fornication. After all, how else are you going to host a proper running buffet? Seriously don't let this jokester hucksters interfere with your operations one bit. Yours is the original and the best. And, thank god, Chinos can never be duplicated. We will keep coming back for as long as we can my friend.
There is only one Boobs Cruise - Steve, Janet, Chinos, Omar and crew do a fantastic job. The resort has been trying to duplicate them but from the people who have been duped into the wrong one at the resort, they say they would not go back on another. Which says a lot about the ORIGINAL Boobs Cruise and the job they do. Keep up the good work Steve Janet and the crew. We as CC members should be sure to spread the word at the resort that the only way to be on the one and only is to book through the web site or show up the morning of the cruise and hope there is an opening. Can't wait till the 14th.
Friends Don't let friends got on the Wrong boat!! Had to rescue people before who Thought they were on the Right boat!
Over the past couple of years, we have pointed out to many people that the "booze" cruise is a poor imitation of the real Boobs Cruise. We definitely helped save them disappointment and dollars! There's only one Chinos and one Boobs Cruise. The legend goes on!
Hi Steve, we met you on the 8th on our first Boobs Cruise and we thank you for the great time. Your crew were excellent in every way. But I noticed yesterday exactly what you were saying they have the banner on the boom they were flying flags and you are correct they are trying to deceive people! We will do our best to steer people straight!
