New Running Buffet Platform on Boobs Cruise!

We went on the Boobs Cruise Monday March 30th and the first thing I noticed was a new permanent platform on the Catamaran so I asked Steve why they installed it on the boat. In his best British accent he said "Everybody knows that the people who organized and participated in the original Running Buffet were geniuses. So we wanted a permanent place for people to be able to show personal displays of affection for each other. Also we wanted to give the carpet on the front of the boat a bit of a rest. If you shone a black light on there at night it could be seen from space." I asked Chinos what he thought and he said "There's already been a 50% increase in PDA on the cruise and that's good for business." I asked Omar his opinion of the new Official Running Buffet Platform and he said "I've already had 2 HJ's, 3 BJ's and a ZJ on there so I like it a lot! I'm just glad that this new platform gives us all a chance to reminisce about the Original Running Buffet!

 

What's a Zj?

 

Zebrajob? And no, I won't be asking how they got a zebra on the boat!

 

Guess I can't afford it. Hahaha

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Haha...I am still waiting on the answer as well. Better start saving up...just in case.

 

I think I'm glad I can't afford it.

 

Found this along with other definitions on urban dictionary. Seems inebriated this would be fitting. Unless someone actually naps on the boat as there was another definition which had to do with waking up to a BJ.

ZJ
*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.

2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.

 

Maybe Keith shared a bit of wisdom here...??? This was another one I read.

ZJ
Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

 

April fools

NO FOOLS HERE NICE TRY:announce:

 

Yea the urban dictionary had a ton of variations. Too funny. I am actually published on there as well. Check out the second defination of "Hangxiety", and my buddy added "Knuckles in". Both are pretty funny.