Ohhh, wait didn't we give you the timeshare tour? Maybe that was a different pitch we gave you... Too bad we miss you guys again this year.
Depending on your "pre-negotiations" skills, your willpower, and what your time is worth to you, you could negotiate a free sensual couples massage, along with some other goodies, like the tequila, t-shirts, etc., but expect to spend 2-3 hours away from the sexy pool, repeatedly saying "no" to a high pressure sales pitch in order to get those freebies. The massage is a little less than $300, but it's fun, if you've never done it before, the rest of the items, you'll probably throw away when you leave. Membership has its perks, if you are in a place in your life where it's worth it to you, but only you can decide that - preferably sober, so you don't regret it later.
"welcome package" welcome tour" memberships" free breakfast?" UNDERSTAND it will be 3 hours of pressure sales regardless of what they tell you. And once they get you upstairs they mix the drinks STRONG for a reason. If its not a REALLY GOOD freebie like a "sensual couples massage" not worth it. That's why we sat through it many years ago. Now I hear people getting free travel mugs? WTF? NOT!
Sign here .....its 40G's and we will give you two cheap travel mugs and a T-shirt and this big bottle of tequila that you can take home and use to strip that antique kitchen furniture with ....... NOOOOOOOOOOO thank you ...which way to the pool/beach :icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen::icon_mrgreen:
My plan has been to tell them we are not interested and if they persist i'm going to make up some shit about being in a suicide cult and that we won't be around after 2015.
LOL, I thought about saying a smart quip along the lines of "we're here to get drunk and have sex, and I don't see you bringing us drinks, so you must be offering the other!" But alas, I didn't have the will power to be that rude. This year, unless we can get a really good freebie out of them, we'll just tell them no thank-you. If they get pushy, maybe I'll break out that line.
Newbie! I am going down with my boyfriend the same week I was wondering as well what kind of perks can they give you extra if its all inclusive. I think I will opt out of the sales pitch but seek us out while you are down there we can have a drink!! and I can find out what they tried to sell you!