A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station." "Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks." "From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the same way." "When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to screw all night." The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to screw. After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!" "What's this Bell 4?" the husband asks. "More hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!"
So...I guess I should go back and bump the 'Guys in Thongs' thread and get on it. I'm sure Jamie will be thrilled.
10 weeks until........... 1. I walk into TTR and realize 'I'm Home' 2. My room close to Paty O's listening to the DJ while the hubs and I make sweet 'rhythms' to the music 3. Making sure that my bedazzled nipples match my bikini bottoms or thongs 4. Wake up in the morning, drink the green juice and power through to a drunken state where hangover's don't exist 5. Trying to find my room at 4am and realizing I'm in a totally different block of rooms...but no problem, just go and hang out in someone else's room and keep partying. 6. Buying 4 EXTRA LARGE pizza's and taking them down to the sexy pool around 5pm for a quick snack with all the peeps still partying. 7. Having full intentions of going to the gym every single morning.....and only making it once. Not even getting on the equipment, just staring at it and thinking...."well at least I tried" 8. Having some sexy time on the beach 9. Going to CoCo Bongo's 10. Trying new shots with my new friends 11. Pretending that I know how to twerk.....and making up a whole new kind of dance because clearly my ass doesn't twerk like Miley's....but hey, my ass is WAY BETTER!! 12. Eating at the Japanese restaurant and ordering way too much food, but must stuff my face because I don't know when we will be back to TTR again. 13. The multiple trips back and forth to my room because of the things that I keep forgetting to put in my bag....constantly stopping for shots to at least make it an adventure. 15. Bathroom conversations with all the ladies....cause you know us....the sink is great place to make new friends. 16. Boobs Cruise!!!!!!!!!! 17. Rushing to buy souvenirs for the kids because we don't want to miss out 18. Meeting and creating new long lasting friendships
