Security is always all over making sure all us drunks in the pool are wearing something on the bottom. Jamie speaks Spanish, so she's always having fun with the guy..."Miss, you must leave your underwear on." Jamie..."This is Temptation...I didn't bring underwear."
That foam is literally battery acid. I thought I was coming out of that pool blind and looking like two-face.
When you find a unicorn, but she won't leave your room because you stupidly gave her a key the first night... Cancun problems Strangers walking up to you saying hello, what a night that was! You have know idea who they are until you go through your camera... cancun Problems You see your wife kissing more girls in 2 weeks than she's kissed you in 2 years Drinking yourself sober... cancun Problem for sure
Locking yourself outside of your room completly naked and having to get a new key from the front desk and finding out Paty O's is still in full party mood at 5am Getting off the Boobscruise at 5pm & heading straight to the airport for your 630pm flight home and security at the airport say to put on a shirt and remove the whip cream stains from your ..... Never leaving the resort with the same sandles you came with on day one Trying to explain to people what Unicorn dust is back home (you had to be there) Family members who unfriend you on facebook because of Boobscrusie pics Swollen feet and ankles from too much dancing and alcohol dehydration And my favorite on of all.... When you realize your vacation ended & the plane left last week and you're still at TTR partying with your friends
