Yea I hear you on the heartburn. My heart pumps so much extra blood to my boner all week, that it almost burns out.
Our flight doesn't leave until 6:00pm so we are going to have to deal with getting to the airport, and on the plane, drunk. Should be interesting.
Yes Doug. I had a slip on my Dec trip! Lol. But proud to say I have kept to only a few drinks over the last 3 months. Lol
What are you saying again? I think that only happened once! Lol. And I am positive it was not a pretty sight!
Cancun Problem #248 Meeting a couple during their last day/night at TTR, finding out they live on the other side of the planet, and the four of you soon discover you really, ahem, enjoy each others company. A corollary to Cancun Problem #248, henceforth known as CP #249 Meeting a couple during your last day/night at TTR, who live a hellish 20-hour drive away from you, and the four of you soon discover you really, ahem, enjoy each others company.
Bouyance Cancun problem - Thinking ahead I put my Boobs Cruise tip money in zip lock baggy. Smart huh. Next move jumped in water with bag in swim suit pocket. Bag and money gone when I reboarded! Leason: leave money and suit on boat when when overboard as we did later in the trip.
Cancun Problem #250 Halfway through our 10-day stay at TTR, taking a much-needed down day from the intensity of the Sexy Pool, the two of us spent the afternoon scuba diving with Boris. No problem there, he's great. Part of the scuba safety protocol is you're not allowed to imbibe prior to or during the scuba session so upon arriving back to TTR at 4:30pm we were many hours/pints/shots behind everyone else on the Booze-ometer. Let me just say there's nothing quite like arriving poolside late afternoon, stone cold sober, and taking a few minutes to just stand back and watch the mayhem that is the Sexy Pool in, ummmmm, full swing. The Discovery Channel would love to film that shit! Arriving sober to the Sexy Pool after 4pm is definitely a Cancun Problem of the highest order.
