Have never been to TTR and it is still 3 long weeks away but we feel like little kids waiting for Christmas. It's not like we haven't been to Mexico before but there is an anticipation that we haven't had before. We check out this site, Facebook Boobs Cruise thread and trip adviser constantly and my wife has bought boxes of shoes, bathing suits and outfits she will never wear anywhere else. This vacation has become an obsession. Its almost like we need to see some negative reviews to calm things down.
We are approx 320 hrs from getting wristbands for the 21st time and the closer it gets the more you need a taste. It is the crack of AO. You either get a lil bit and crave more or hate it, and don't see why anyone would want to return. so...some negatives: You really can't get any productive reading done. The beach is less than choice. ppl can be annoyingly friendly. Tough to sleep if room near PatyO's sports bar and televised sports options are shit some 'shots' ppl pass out are wretched Sports pool is c-c-cold usually (shrinkage during NTVB) Foam party (if they have it when U there) gets almost suffocating thick drawr space in rooms is sparse music selection is repetitious kinda lose track of the day of the week and the real World I am really scraping here, but you asked for it! And in 4 weeks you may be asking for the cure to soothe what ails ya.
Think you're out of luck then...don't think you're going to get any bad reviews on here, lol... we know what you mean, though, the wait is almost physically painful
I don't read much Wife broke collar bone 4 months ago so can't swim much anyway We're hoping to make friends 'cause we have none We are hoping for a room near the quiet pool Yeah, No hockey, I only drink tequila shots NTVB? We are tall. we will be above the suffocating bubbles Wife will have all the drawer space anyway Wife loves Pitbull and anything top 40 dance and can listen to the same 20 songs over and over and over and... Hoping to escape real word.... That was no help at all Marshe
Wait a sec. In this moment of drunken brilliance I believe chilly water equals perky nipples which means wife plays while I watch. Brilliant! I am Cancun Einstein...That is my self proclaimed title!!
