How can he be enjoying it . All the pool chairs are taken or reserved by people who are still sleeping , theres creepers with cameras everywhere taking pics of him in his thong , the A/C sucks the beers warm ,loads of single guys everywhere hitting on his wife and ................ THERES NO BACON!!!!!:deadhorse::deadhorse:
Don't forget the entertainment staff don't speak english, are having no fun, and are peeing in the pool.
If you wake up early, reserve seats with a shirt and if you wake up late just throw your stuff at under one of the chairs (with permission) and had to pool most likely you wont be using them anyways...unless you are there to read books
This is BS ! What a crappy place ! 19 days suckers , and I'll be right in the middle of all this torture ! woo-hoo . Cant frickin wait !
I just heard a rumour that Chinos and Omar turned Amish ........so black clothing only on the Boobs Cruise from now on . :flash::flash: