Woke up around 9 -10 am ( depending what timme I went to bed ). Then, get prepare with my monokini !! put a shirt on. Hit the buffet.. Then a stop at the washroom make sure my teeth are fine ( lol ) Then it the pool. Then go out to get some drink / talk Around 12-1, get off the pool have a lunch come back more drinking and talking around 4, get out get ready for dinner Sometime for a short nap. Go at the paty'o for 2-3-4 drinks Then go to the room, or on the beach around 8h30 - 9h, prepare. at 9h30-10h00 go to the paty'o. then at 2-3 am having a hamburger Then take a shower brush my teeth and Good night sleep tight. And drink at leat 1 L and 2 advil if I drank alot. and the next day .. Starting all over this there are my typical day at TTR. Not really following this. But those are our typical day for me and ben .
Drink , eat , party , sex , suntan and minimize tanlines. Does the order really matter as long as it all adds up to a great vacation and fun ?
There's TWO different routines, and anyone who has been to TTR at least 3 times understands it. The Curse can strike at ANY time! LOL! BTW - The Curse is drinking so much during the day around the pool that you don't make it out that night. Happens to everyone, eventually. Nothing to be ashamed of, and with some TTR trips, it's maybe the preferred method of partying? So, on Curse-ed days, it's like this: Wake-up, say 10:00 to find Stacia already up, reading on her iPad or doing a puzzle or something, just chilling. 10:15, quickly showered and now-rinsed, off to the breakfast buffet for an egg-sammich with bacon (awesome bacon there) and Tobasco sauce. 10:30 to 10:45 or so: Out to the Member's Deck for a chair, which was always available to us even that late, membership really showing up as a privilege there. Noon: Drinky-Time begins! 2:00-ish: Lunch...time? Nah, let's Not! Stay in the pool doing shots! Boo-yah! Gimme them titties! Smack my ass. Do another shots? Want to shoot Fireball off my wife's butt? No problem! and so on and so forth.... ....*** BLUR ***..... ....*** UNCONSCIOUS ***..... The above is the Curse days. And, on the Non-Curse days, more like this... Wake-up, say 10:00 to find Stacia already up, reading on her iPad or doing a puzzle or something, just chilling. 10:15, quickly showered and now-rinsed, off to the breakfast buffet for an egg-sammich with bacon (awesome bacon there) and Tobasco sauce. 10:30 to 10:45 or so: Out to the Member's Deck for a chair, which was always available to us even that late, membership really showing up as a privilege there. Noon: Drinky-Time begins! 2:00 to 3:00:Lunch! 3:00-ish: Back in the pool for a bit more party time. 4:30 to 5:00: Go up to the room for playtime, then nap. 8:00: Up, shower, dress OK and go to restaurant to take advantage of reservation. 9:00: Back at room, get dressed, or undressed, depending on the night. 9:30: Meet friends at the Quiet Pool bar and put the lie to the name. Shots! It's OK to do shots after 9:30, y'all! 12:00: Naughty-time, most times, the One-Button gets opened up to display the goods on White Dress Shirt Night, like that. 2:00 A.M.: Time to go skinny-dipping! Or, find a convenient hot tub (private one, not the sexy pool ones) 3:00 A.M.: Maybe time for a beach... er... rendezvous? There you got it. That's us!
that is some discipline...if I ever try to negotiate with my body for this kind of schedule, i think it will...Ummm sorry cannot even think about it my thumbs just stopped typing
I cant stop thinking about TTR now and we are still 4 months away! We make it for all meals, spend ALL DAY at the sexy pool besides around 2pm when we sneak back to the room for a little fun. Our friends always catch onto this by day 3 lol. We try not to nap after 4pm because there is chance we might not wake back up until after midnight (this happened our first year) We stay up until I can no longer keep my eyes open. Repeat.. Makes me want to be there so bad!!!
I loved hearing everyone's typical days, it makes me want to be back there bad too. Our day is typically, Wake up, smash a whole bottle of water (I'm going to try the electrolyte tip next time), then go to the buffet and a large amount of coffee. Gym for an hour, then down to the sexy pool until about 4pm, then have a light snack. Nap, then get ready for dinner After dinner I get ready for the night time party, and we drink and dance until I run out of dance moves. We repeat this for the trip, our timelines tend to get later and later as the trip progresses.
Our routine has been pretty much the same on both trips and will be the same for our 3rd trip this year.. 8am - Wake up/Cuddle/Plan the day ahead/possible morning sex 9am - Breakfast and grab a sunbed if we plan to catch some rays and top up the tan! 10am - Sexy Pool to meet awesome new friends, get our tops off and enjoy the pary! 1pm - Light Lunch usually in Margaritas or the buffet 2pm - Hit the beach for an hour before returning back to the sexy pool for AIWC and Body Shots, sometimes even being told off by security for nudity! LOL 5pm - Back to the room for some more 'us time'! 6pm - Power snooze 7pm - Dinner at one of the restaurants we have made reservations for 8pm - Back to room to get ready for whatever Theme Night it is! 9pm - Hit Paty'o and party! 1am - Burger at Paty'O, followed by a nekkid dip in the Sports Pool and more drinks! Thats pretty much us, although somedays we do venture out to the town or over to the Island etc! Cannot wait till october to make this our dialy routine again!
I can't believe my routine is a laughing matter. Excuse me for having discipline and adhering to a strict exercise and diet routine, and only 6 drinks per day. Maybe you all should take a page out of my book. Now I did hear about this other guy that sometimes goes by SteveO. He seems to go on vacation the exact same times as me, and people mix us up. His routine is way different than mine, you might even say it is the complete opposite. And frankly I would be embarrassed if I was him. I heard he sleeps in late, has sexual relations, attempts the gym (normally other people suggest to just give up because he is way too hung over/still drunk), eats breakfast(drinks included), sexy pool madness, tequila shots for lunch (hopefully scoring someone's lunch leftovers), more sexy pool madness, passes out, may/may not make dinner, warm up night drinks at quiet pool bar, Channel 12, requires assistance getting dressed for theme nights, drinks and parties at PatyO’s until god knows when, “attempts” more sexual relations, eats headache pills and pounds water, passes out. Shower, rinse, and repeats.
