Routine always starts with the green juice and ends with a half eaten burger. Everything in between is sort of a blur
Daily Routine: Wake around 7:30 to 8:00. Get up and down a bottle of water with 3 aspirin and electrolyte powder. Head to restaurant and get cup of coffee. Go to pool and get A chair reserved (we share). Go back to restaurant get peanut butter and banana and diet coke for wife and little tacos and sausage for me to take back to room. Wake wife and help her with what she needs. We then head to restaurant for an omelette. Call and make dinner reservation. Go to gym and work out for 30-45 min. Head to Sexy Pool and drink water for first 1-2 hours then cave and order a drink. Drink all day and go to Margaritas 1-2 times to fix a small plate of nachos to bring back and snack on at pool. About 5 go to room. Work up evening excitement, draw hot soak for wife, get dressed. I then leave after her hair is done to get drinks to bring back so I get to see the awesome dinner attire. Go to dinner and really relax and enjoy the evening. After dinner, stop at bar next to quiet pool and order a drink. Sit and enjoy drink, then walk around property, see what's going on, meet new people on their way to dinner. Back to room and start getting ready for evening. Head to Patty Os and party till who knows. Get a burger and split it at some point. Back to room and ALWAYS down a full bottle of Pedialyte (electrolytes) before going to sleep. (Surefire hangover killer) Wake next morning and compare sketchy details with wife and repeat process. Got to love TTR.
My routine is pretty much the same thing every day: 6am - Wake up, coffee on the balcony 7am - Run a 10K 10am - Breakfast 11am - Gym 1pm - have 2 drinks and lunch 3pm - nap 4pm - 5K bike ride 5pm - 2 drinks at the quiet pool 6pm - Dress and go to dinner 9pm - 2 drinks at PatyO and dancing 11pm - Bedtime
Ahhh, sarcasm. I did leave out some of the details: I stumble out of bed, try to grab something to wear and leave room. Cringe when the towel guy makes all of that noise handing me a towel. Then brace for the new buzz rush you get when you drink the first water in the morning. The gym time is to simply help sweat out alcohol. But LOTS of drinks at PatyO, which is reason for pedialyte.
10am ish - Wake up and drink some Hydralyte, Have morning sex. 10:30 - Go have Breakfast 11:00 - Go sit in some chair near our friends around the pool that somebody got up at 5am to reserve. 11:00 - Start drinking 1:00 - Go for lunch, keep drinking 3:00 - Have some whipped cream snacks and general debauchery. Keep drinking. 5:00 - Go for a snap 7:30 - Go for a drink at the Quiet pool or wander around aimlessly. 8:00 - Go for supper, have a drink. 9:00 - Go to whatever the show is. Start drinking. Have a Hydralyte. 10:00 - Go to Paty-O's. Accelerate the drinking. Dance. Hit on strangers. 3:00 - Grab a burger and fries. Go back to room. Have some Hydralyte. Have some sex. It's really a perfect vacation.
My schedule: -Do whatever the hell I feel like that day. -Sleep. -Repeat. I can't be bothered to itemize it beyond that lol
Those 2:00 a.m. burgers taste like heaven after a night of heavy drinking, dancing and doing the "Dirty Stuff"
We're early risers... The hubs gets up early to grab chairs 5-6 am. Come's back to sleep a little more. The sun is shining and the birds are chirping time to get up. Much needed coffee with a little breakfast. We are normally the only ones at the pool. Watch the guy who cleans the pool every morning and enjoy the calm morning music before the craziness starts. Get in the pool for our morning walk while picking up all the cups and debris left in the pool. Relax in the chair for awhile, watch all the hangover people strolling through and there is A LOT of them. Perfect morning entertainment! Best part people looking for things that is "lost"...most times they have no clue where they left it. Got to love free entertainment! Have some lunch, I don't drink until after lunch. Head to the room about 5-6ish. Get ready for dinner, catch the show, head to Patyo's for more entertainment then retire for the night. Repeat for 14 days then its's time. Also throw a Boobs Cruise or two.
Sounds very close to our ritual except we camp out on the beach because we can never find anyone who reserves a chair at 5 a.m. but, we're ok with that as we just chill around the edge of the pool once the nastiness starts! We also have our morning coffee with baileys and coffee liqueur at around 10 on the beach in our bubba kegs with breakfast at around 11:00. After breakfast bring on the Caesars (we explained how to make them)! They really know how to look after us Canadians! We party all day with the new people we meet and from time to time take over the quiet pool for body shots! At 4 p.m. tequila sometimes make an appearance just when the urge for a nap hits us so we skip the nap and make it back to our room around 6 just in time to get ready for dinner reservations. It is always a blast ending up at one of the restaurants with 10 or so of our new friends. I don't even think we had reservations at some of those places and they let the bunch of us in anyway. Maybe a slow time of night? That poor Buddha statue was molested by quite a few good looking women when we were there last time! The other thing missing that we may just need to add this year is the Hydrolyte. We forgot how much we missed this perfect paradise! Hurry up and get here already February!!
