The Cooter Towel has been in the makings for a few years. Brando in her innocent year(well 3 days maybe) came out of the bathroom with a wash cloth for all the girls and said "here put this on the seat, ya'll never know who sat there last and ya'll always need to protect your cooter. Damn we are going to miss them this year!!! Looks like Jells is going to have to carry the torch(suction cup dildo) for the week.
Last year Lisa brought a whole suitcase with "products". The airport screeners got a pretty good chuckle when we put our luggage through the scanner. not to mention that the "products" were excellent padding for all the Fireball that was inside the same bag.
Jenn is definitely going to bring her fave for the ladies "On for Her-Ultra". A party in a bottle As everyone says "Google it".
OMG My poor postal delivery lady... every day i come home its like the shipping fairy shat a pile of packages on my steps... between xmas and bdays and shitshow.... she is probably thing wtf are they doing....
Boobs Cruise question for Shitshow or TTR veterans... I know a lot of people sit around praying that there will be a Boobs Cruise scheduled during their stay...but what do you do if there are 3 scheduled. What is the strategy? We get in on the 13th and leave on the 19, and there are cruises scheduled for the 14, 16, and 18th. Would we want to go on 2? Would we want to go on one the first full day at TTR after the first night of partying? What should we consider in deciding which one to partake?
If I were in your situation I would honestly probably do either the 14th or 16th. Going early on in your trip is ideal because you will meet lots of people and it steps up your party attitude for the rest of your trip. If you can be sure that you won't be plagued by the first day curse, the 14th may be ideal. I wouldn't trust ourselves to not overdo it the first day and we would probably miss the boat if we were in your situation. As for going on 2 or more cruises......Why not? If you got the spare change and you can recover from the previous cruise fast enough, go for it That being said, I can also be selfish and say that we are going on the 18th, so it's a no brainer that you should go then, lol. I will add too that, as great as it is for Steve, and as great as it is that there are so many opportunities for people to go on cruises during Feb.....I'm kinda bummed about the fact that there are going to be so many days on our trip where people are going to be out on a cruise. There's 4 cruise dates during the ShitShow..........Guess we will all just have to step it up at the Sexy pool on those cruise dates...At least there may be more chairs available, lol
