Funny Review!

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by 1st_Mate, Nov 23, 2014.

  1. 1st_Mate

    1st_Mate Guru Registered Member

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    As I am getting ready to book our 9th trip to TTR, I ran across this review of Temptation. It made me laugh to be described in this way! LMFAO :icon_surprised:

    Stay Away
    dlove12,
    Nov 20, 2014
    This place is a Adult Spring break for old,out of shape, perverted people with low self esteem. The women are just as bad as the men. It seems like a low budget trashy swingers resort for rejects. The drinks are watered down, food is repetitive, the rooms have dirty sheets. I can go on. You can spend the same amount of money and go to a nice clean resort.
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  2. GoGoBlanco

    GoGoBlanco Banned

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    All the reasons we love it so!
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  3. wild1s

    wild1s Naughty 'n Nice Registered Member

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    Sounds like dlove12 hasn't gotten any for a long time. Bless her heart!
     
  4. JoeMar

    JoeMar Guru Registered Member

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    That is their review, and they gave it 3 stars?
     
  5. 1st_Mate

    1st_Mate Guru Registered Member

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    I was thinking the same thing! It is their review on Apple Vacations website. It is the 4th latest review. I did not make it up. I just copied and pasted it.
     
  6. 1st_Mate

    1st_Mate Guru Registered Member

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    I just rechecked and it is on the Apple Vacation website under review but it is actually a Trip Advisor review.
    TripAdvisor Traveller Reviews
    Ultimate trailer park vacation
    Lola D, Washington DC, District of Columbia
    Nov 21, 2014
    Low class place. I didnt care for topless/swingers or whatever people. Stayed away from the loud pool and didnt have a single problem. Guests are respectful. Staff works very hard and I appreciated... More>
    Low class place. I didnt care for topless/swingers or whatever people. Stayed away from the loud pool and didnt have a single problem. Guests are respectful. Staff works very hard and I appreciated their service. But the place is creepy. I had a fake spa service charged on my room. I didnt pay it but the attitude of the front desk clerk was unbelievable. Do not recommend it. Stay away!
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    fun.fun.fun
    irishqq, Markham, Canada
    Nov 21, 2014
    have been here 3 times small resort but everything is first class ,,going back in March. food great..staff great..very clean..lots going on all day.love the special resturants make you feel very... More>
    have been here 3 times small resort but everything is first class ,,going back in March. food great..staff great..very clean..lots going on all day.love the special resturants make you feel very special.
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    Fantastic time at Temptation
    MandRRoonz, Gold Coast, Australia
    Nov 20, 2014
    We stayed at Temptation for 4 nights in mid November, we certainly weren't disappointed. After having read other Tripadvisor reviews before we went we were aware of a couple of things to look out for... More>
    We stayed at Temptation for 4 nights in mid November, we certainly weren't disappointed. After having read other Tripadvisor reviews before we went we were aware of a couple of things to look out for which was really helpful. Although the room was very inviting it was slightly shabby, we loved the 'mood' lighting and didn't turn it off the entire time we were there. The food and alcohol was really only OK. We had our best meals at the Italian restaurant. The Asian was a little disappointing, but given we have travelled much of south east Asia our expectations are probably unfairly high. The cheap alcohol was a bit disappointing, the good stuff is only available to 'members'. The absolute best thing about Temptation were the people, we had such a great, sexy time and met some awesome people! The quiet pool was by far our favourite, in saying that we had a great time at the sexy pool too. At times it pays to get up reasonably early to make sure you can secure a lounge for the day, especially for the sexy pool (or make sure you make some friends who will save you one!) this wasn't so much of an issue at the quiet pool. Complimentary wifi would be a great inclusion as most hotels and airports offer it these days. Definitely ask for a room away from the Paty'o lounge, but overall we would recommend Temptation to anyone.
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    Stay Away
    dlove12,
    Nov 20, 2014
    This place is a Adult Spring break for old,out of shape,perverted people with low self esteem.The women are just as bad as the men.It seems like a low budget trashy swingers resort for rejects.The... More>
    This place is a Adult Spring break for old,out of shape,perverted people with low self esteem.The women are just as bad as the men.It seems like a low budget trashy swingers resort for rejects.The drinks are watered down,food is repetitive,the rooms have dirty sheets.I can go on.You can spend the same amount of money and go to a nice clean resort.
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  7. jnine

    jnine I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Perfect! Sounds like we've all got friends in low places! That's usually where the best parties happen.
     
  8. Chris and April

    Chris and April Guru Registered Member

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    im old, im out of shape and im perverted...but they couldnt have been talking about me because my self esteem is through the roof!! Thank god that idiot wont be coming back
     
  9. 1st_Mate

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    You are not old and out of shape!!
     
  10. b1g

    b1g Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Have not been to Temptation yet (monday will be my debut) but I really like the part of the review that says the women are as bad as the men... Think maybe Ill meet my match.... Lolllllll
     
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