CHAOS CREWE ROLL CALL AND CHAT. 2014 nov/dec

Does anyone on here have the direct phone number to the resort? The 800 number would be great.

 

Just show up, say hello and bring a round of drinks and you're in.

 

Excellent! What's step one coach? Does this mean you're already an expert keg rider?

 

We are all our own worst critics. I'm about 20lbs heavier than I was last year and I was pretty upset about it but I know that people here really don't judge.

 

Oh keg? I thought it said kegel!

 

I NEED A NEW COACH DAMMIT!! With only 2 weeks to go I don't think I will be an expert. :aktion047:

 

Less weight more reps. Now get down and give me twenty! (Now that I write it out looks worse than I intended)

 

TTR brings together the most non-judgmental people ever! We all join together to smile, laugh and have fun. YOU ARE AWESOME JUST THE WAY YOU ARE! If weight, age, stretch marks, and wrinkles determined acceptance most of us would be challenged. Fortunately, there is no exclusion factor just open minded people celebrating life!:clappyinghappy: Smile and join the party!

 

I know I'm getting close cause I'm having Temptation dreams....the weird ones!

Last night a bunch of the Crew helped the bar staff at Pay'O with the hundreds of iguanas running around. We helped cover them in what I can only describe as a tea cosy. Beige in colour, with an apple printed on the top.

This was to keep them warm as well as to protect them from the 2 resident alligators who patrolled the sexy pool at night.
Any guest trying to leave towels on a chair before 8am were subject to eating.

Apparently, according to TTR management, the alligators got one guest every 4 days and they seemed to prefer the ones with white wrist bands.

 

You're right, no one judges and no one is going to notice but yourself. (btw, you're still extremely hot. Shhhh I didn't say that :angel2 I think we all do that to a point. What kills us is the bloating while we are there from the alcohol. Clothes look awesome when we try them on before we leave but by day4, things start to get tight lol