Trick or treating is better than sex because: 1) Your guaranteed to get something in the sack. 2) If you wear a costume it's not kinky. 3) You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the treat. 4) If you don't get what you want you can go next door. 5) The UGLIER YOU ARE THE MORE YOU GET!
No worries Molly, we have your back!!! We will make sure no one makes you the new White Jesus!!!! We arrive the 23rd, so find us when you arrive! The countdown is on!
Two weeks from now we will be partying with both old, and new, friends at Temptation. We should hit the Sexy Pool around 3:30. We know many of you will still be out on the Boobs Cruise then but who among you will be at the pool when we arrive? We will be more than ready to get the party started by that time and the more, the merrier!
