One of our bags is beginning to look like a carnival exploded! Mardi Gras beads, wigs, water toys, feather boas, tiaras, glow sticks, festive clothing, etc....... Nine days just isn't going to be long enough!
I said to Glenn "Man I've got nothing to wear!!" And his response? "And that'd be a problem, how come??"......Oh geez! Lol
On the 6th day before departure my true love scheduled a date night for me with ... 12 outfits to fashion show, 11 swimsuit viewings, 10 shoes for choices, 9 days a tanning, 8 shots to warm-up, 7 pair of sunglasses, 6 cigars for smoking!
OMG, cannot wait to get there!! Chicagoland had frick'n snowflakes today!! WTH?? I need my furry pasties!! lol
OMG it hailed here!! I just went and bought all of our glowstick stuff lol clip on earrings, masks, bracelets, and necklaces. OMG these 5 days needs to hurry up!
And that suitcase is ALL Joe s Ha ha Water toys, is that what they are called now for customs declaration? ? Lol
Here is a Copy/Paste of a Facebook post of mine back in June. Maurice's comments about my luggage made me think of it! At Cancun Airport: I (Joe) get directed to see security just prior to boarding. I know that I have nothing to be concerned about. No contraband, liquids or cigars in my bag. Security Woman: Place your bag on the table, please. She opens it up completely and the top of my purple and leopard print pimp hat springs back into shape! Security Woman: What thees? Me: Um, a pimp hat. Security Woman: Peemp hat?? Me: Si. She shrugs it off, moves it out of her way and moves her attention to the handle end of the bag, with one eyebrow remaining slightly raised. Her hand begins probing down through the layers of cargo shorts until she gasps and jumps slightly. I'm thinking "WTF?" She folds back a few layers of cargo shorts to reveal my Justin Bieber wig. Security Woman: What thees?! Me: Uh…..Pimp wig. Security Woman: Peemp wig?! Me: Si. She apparently decided she was done probing my items blindly at this point so she begins folding bag my cargo shorts one at a time until she reveals Lucinda's platinum wig. There's a pause, then she looks directly at me. Security Woman: Another peemp wig? Me: No.………Ho wig. Security Woman: Ho wig? (confused) Me: Si. She then bravely moves to the wheel end of my bag. Upon folding back 3 pair of cargo shorts my brightest pair of square cuts (Alan's favorites) become revealed. She pauses and takes an extended look at them without even glancing up. She folds them back to reveal my leopard prints, then my zebra-like semi-sheer ones! Still looking down, she lightly giggles and shakes her head. She looks up and smiles at me. She has seen enough! Security Woman: Thank you. You may go sir. (very politely) All with a slight smirk on her face. .............................................................. Guess you had to be there! LOL
On the 5th day before departure my true love scheduled a date night for me with ... 12 outfits to fashion show, 11 swimsuit viewings, 10 shoes for choices, 9 days a tanning, 8 shots to warm-up, 7 pair of sunglasses, 6 cigars for smoking, 5 little blue pills!
