Pick-up lines!!

Got this from a guy I had just met at a bar - about 10 minutes into the convo...

Him: "Do you want to know how I know we're going to have sex later?"
Me : "How?"
Him: "Because I'm stronger than you."

I shit you not, actually said that to me.

He was smiling & appeared to be joking, but still - uh, nope. :icon_eek:

 

I used this the night I met my husband in a bar
Ok I wished I had known it and would have used it.

 

Hi Im a taxidermist ....... you look like you need a good stuffing ..

 

You go to school with me, you'll graduate Magna Cum Loudly!

 

I'm the magic beanstalk baby. You know Fee Fie Foh Fum, lay on down and I'll make you....

 

You must be from Ireland, cause my penis is Dublin.

 

I have a good paying job, no kids and a penis. Works every time!

 

I wish I was cross eyed so I could look at you twice!!! :wink3:

 

he says (casually and innocently steering the conversation towards home renovations): "For a few years I installed hardwood flooring so, yes, I definitely know a few tricks about tongue and groove." :wink3:

 

You know what would look good on you? Me!