Going On a TTR Retreat and I should know better then to _____

Okay Late Septembrians, our time is quickly approaching and so I thought we'd start a new game similar to last years thread .

This time let's reflect on our past trips and have some laughs doing it.

We'll start...

We're going on a TTR Retreat and should know better than to wear a tube top bathing suit on the Boobs Cruise.

(back story: Leah was not aware of the Boobs Cruise raising of the flags and wore a tankini top with no strings either Chinos or Omar ended up wearing it for the first 2 hours of the cruise. It was quite the sight.)


Now who's next. Start off by copying the text in red and then add on from there, don't forget the back story and hey if this is your first time, add what you THINK you should know better than to do, and we'll be the judge.

 

We're going on a TTR Retreat and should know better than to

wear a tube top bathing suit on the Boobs Cruise
swap bottoms with a hot chick or a well hung Irishman.


back story -Crazy darts is well, CRAZY! and I didn't look good in either of the apparel I traded for. Stretched the seams of one and didn't fill out the other.

Did I do it right?

 

We're going on a TTR Retreat and should know better than to

wear a tube top bathing suit on the Boobs Cruise
swap bottoms with a hot chick or a well hung Irishman.
let a member of the entertainment crew paint "darts champ" on your back.



Darts & Anal Champ?? In liquid latex?? Thanks Paloma.....
:daisy:

 

wear a tube top bathing suit on the Boobs Cruise
swap bottoms with a hot chick or a well hung Irishman.
let a member of the entertainment crew paint "darts champ" on your back.
Let ANYONE borrow your swim trunks for some weird game when you're in the pool.

For one of the silly games in the pool, some girl came to me and about 20 other dudes standing in the pool and asked to 'borrow' our trunks. Feeling safe in belly deep water, we obliged her. Now I know better. The staff at the pool wasn't going to give our trunks back THAT easy. 30-40 BUTT NAKED dudes getting out of the pool makes for a horrible sight.

 

We're going on a TTR Retreat and should know better than to...

wear a tube top bathing suit on the Boobs Cruise
swap bottoms with a hot chick or a well hung Irishman.
let a member of the entertainment crew paint "darts champ" on your back.
Let ANYONE borrow your swim trunks for some weird game when you're in the pool.
Go anywhere near the quiet pool!!!

No back story, this is my first time visiting TTR...but who the hell wants to read a book and stay away from all the action when your on vacation??? After reading all the posts, I can't wait to party with everyone morning, noon, and night. lol :lotsofmichaelfs:

 

We're going on a TTR Retreat and should know better than to...

wear a tube top bathing suit on the Boobs Cruise
swap bottoms with a hot chick or a well hung Irishman.
let a member of the entertainment crew paint "darts champ" on your back.
Let ANYONE borrow your swim trunks for some weird game when you're in the pool.
Go anywhere near the quiet pool!!!
Not write your room number down on your hand the first night


Back story: Yea it can get confusing with 4 choices of rooms on the top floor of the 5000's. After some good times I was knocking on the wrong door for my wife to let me in. Thankfully another neighbor/new friend said "Steve, that is even your room, over there dude!". It's a good thing people knew where I was supposed to be, because I didn't!

 

We're going on a TTR Retreat and should know better than to...

wear a tube top bathing suit on the Boobs Cruise
swap bottoms with a hot chick or a well hung Irishman.
let a member of the entertainment crew paint "darts champ" on your back.
Let ANYONE borrow your swim trunks for some weird game when you're in the pool.
Go anywhere near the quiet pool!!!
Not write your room number down on your hand the first night
Not take your top off at PatyO's and hand it to security to hold it

Back story, first night (ever) at TTR and we had traveled 14 hours to get there and been up for about 40 hours. Blondie was dancing her ass off and it was hot so she just removes her top and hands it to the security guard that was standing right next to the dance floor. She claimed she didn't know better but that didn't go over so well. Her alter ego was out to play that night and she kept pushing the limit by pulling her top up, down, whatever to flash her boobs and security had her number for the rest of the trip. everywhere we went, there they were.

 

I've heard that people will kick themselves out of the resort after only 6 hours for doing shit like that

 

I saw someone talking about that on the Sept. roll call thread. That just seems completely crazy to get kicked out for just that. There has to be more than that to the story. I thought security seemed tolerant and helpful when I was there last Sept. They do have to deal with drunk people daily.

 

I have done some ridiculous crap, naked wise and never got kicked out.

Shit I saw a guy act completely belligerent, putting his hands on people, even fought, and that shit head didn't get kicked out.
I am sure it depends on security and what's said after, but I have yet to see people kicked out.
I don't think they kicked out the bachelor party that destroyed rooms 2 years back.
I was there with Guido & Blondie, she was fine
They didn't bug her men's dress shirt night