As promised to a few of my good friends from last year that was not able make it this year who wanted to know what kind of crazy shit I was up to this year. Here is it! So here it goes… Last year was my first time @ TTR and as most of you were there can attest to the riot of craziness and insanity I caused partying non-stop like an energizer rabbit on steroids. You may ask; how can it get any crazier and more insane than last year? That’s exactly what I wondered right before my trip. My first time there last year was undoubtedly the best vacation I ever had in my life! As we all know there is no place like TTR! I don’t think I have to sell any of you on how awesome and amazing of a place TTR is. I’m gonna skip my flight itinerary part since no one really cares to hear about it in the first place as long as I got there in one piece was all that mattered. I landed in Cancun Airport at around 1:30pm to the reception of a familiar mug and humidity of heatwave only Cancun Mexico can produce at this time of year. As soon as I stepped out of the air conditioned arrival exit, my Shuttle guy was standing 6 feet away from me with a sign with my name on it and ready to ship me off to TTR. Going into this trip, I knew I would see a lot of familiar faces since it was planned along with 2 different groups numbering about 25 people in total I met from last year’s trip. I was looking forward to seeing my old friends again which I had kept in touch with through Facebook. The shuttle got to the hotel around 2:15pm and my check in time was 3:00pm so I had 45 minutes to kill before checking in. By this time I had not eaten lunch, so I was hungry as a starving hippo on a dessert. Left my carry-on luggage with the concierge and headed straight to the buffet. Upon entering the buffet room, a feeling of familiarity and happiness tickled my heart and I was grinning ear to ear because I knew I had arrived in paradise. The food at the buffet was pretty much the same as last year. Decent quality food with tons to choose from. I took my time in eating my lunch and 3:00pm rolled around for me to get my luggage to get checked in. Got my room key as the bellman took my luggage and showed me to my room which was closer to the quiet pool area this time. The room was a good size room with 2 double beds and a view of the quiet pool. I was happy with my room and tipped the bellman than he went on his way. I unzipped my carry-on luggage as fast as I could locating my board shorts and slapped them on as you can guess where I was headed. Sexy pool here I come!! I sped walk there as fast as I could to the welcome humidity of the heat brushing against my body filled with excitement at seeing old friends and meeting new ones at the sexy pool. As soon as I got to the sexy pool I hit the bar to fill my pint and a half sized water bottle with beer to get the drinking started. At the bar, I saw a few familiar faces as I greeted Freddy the bartender with a big hello and smile. Got my beer In hand, now let the party begin!! I know at this point you may think that I must be writing a novel or the actual movie script to the next Hangover sequel. But fortunately for you, I do not remember half of the crazy shit that went on in my 7 days vacation there because that 20th drink by the end of each day just does not seem to bold well for the memory bank of my brain. So I will highlight some of the crazy shit that happened according to what I remember. Day 1 ~ Met up and caught up with a lot of old friends from last year at the sexy pool and everywhere I went during the day time! Had dinner at the buffet. Theme night was sexy costume night. All I had on was my Calvin Klein briefs. Highlight of the night was tearing up the dance floor at the Paty-O bar!! I like that this year they have a stage for dancing! First night was awesome with a live band. They rocked!! Guess who was the first to hop on the dance stage floor? None other than CHOW! That’s right! I was tearing the dance floor in my CK briefs like a mad man trying to get as many to join me as possible? Danced like a drunken monkey until 2am and hung out with friends until 3am. That was a nice warm up to a day 1. Day 2~ The 2nd day was little bit of a blur, but I’ll try to remember as much as I can. Quick omelette breakfast at the buffet than straight to the sexy pool with my pint and a half water bottle filled with beer and blinded by all the sexy bodies and all the boobies one can handle. Watched the Ms. Temptation contest in the sexy pool which was quite entertaining. Cheering as loud as I could for my friend Chastity. She ended up in 2nd place. Than played some volleyball got to know a whole bunch of new people. Had dinner at the buffet. Went to prepare for fetish night. I had brought along a black silk underwear and black vest. No live DJ on the 2nd day but great music with live DJ at Paty-O. Guess who was the first to jump on the dance floor? Yup! you guessed it! I was up there in my silk black fetish speedo style undies and vest dancing like a mad man and trying to pull people up to the dance floor to dance and get them to have as much fun as I was having. For some reason, this year not many people seem to like dancing. I Have no idea why. I danced non stop and got as many people to the dance floor as I can before Paty-O was shut down at 2am. Stayed up ordered a cheeseburger and fries and gulp it down like a hungry caveman! Stayed up and went to bed at around 3:30am. Day 3~ Omelette breakfast at the buffet than off to sexy pool and hung out with friends from last year and got to know a whole whack of new people. One of the highlights of the day was the Pool foam party at the sports pool! It was epic! I danced like a mad man throughout the whole event and I have pictures to prove it! After the foam party, I played volleyball, went for a dip on the beach, rested on a hammock. Back to the sexy pool, body shots at the swim up bar. Dinner with friends at Margaritas. Back to my room to prepare for lingerie Casino Night (I won the contest last year for the guys part, had to do pole dancing for final showdown). This year I had on a blue Calvin Klein brief on and a matching Fedora. I had to enter again to defend my title! Lots of sexy ladies wearing the most sexy lingerie I've ever seen. The contest started right after the casino play. I was one of the 4 guys selected to compete and about 8 women competing for the ladies title. It got narrowed down to 2 men and 2 women. One of the women Torrie is a good friend of mine that was in the final showdown for the women's title. She ended up winning which I knew she would. I was really happy that she did. Then it was down to me and the other male finalist for the showdown to win it all. We had to dance in the cage and do our sexy dances to win the audience over to cheer loudest for us to win. The other guy went first, he did his thing on the cage to many applause from the crowd. Then it was my turn to shine. Being the showman that I’m, I slowly did a sexy dance up the stage thrusting against the wall in my CK blue briefs and Fedora, then got into the cage and just got wild and dance my ass off pulling my briefs off and covering my private parts with my Fedora as I wiggled and twerked my ass off to the audience and turning back in front of the audience thrusting in front of them with my fedora covering my private parts. The crowd went nuts and that’s how I retained my title as King of sexy lingerie night. After the lingerie night, it was off to the Paty-O for the after party. Ended up going to bed at around 3-4am. Day 4~ I started the day by entering the Iron man contest at the sexy pool. There were 3 contestants and I ended up winning mostly because of the last bonus round of having 10 seconds deducted off the clock. The last part the entertainment staff brought out 2 pussy cakes and 1 penis cake for the bonus round. And guess who they gave the penis cake to? Yup! You guess it! Me!! I had to suck it like a penis as convincing as I can to get the final bonus 10 seconds knocked off the clock. So I went ape shit on that penis cake and had the audience in a riot and ended up winning the bonus round and the whole contest! Won a free massage at the spa which was the best prize of all the other contests I had won in the past. White night was the theme of the event. Partied my ass on the dance floor at Paty-O to the very end and sat around and met a few new friends which their names I will disclose. This couple I met introduce me to the fine art of how to smoke cheap weed for the first time. We had one big challenge, we had the weed but not the means to smoke it. So I went on a mission to get the parts we needed to roll the weed with. So I asked everyone at the Paty-O bar that remained and finally found a couple that had some paper rolls. So I brought it back to our crew and they said that it was too small and wanted me to ask them if they had bigger ones. To no avail, however they did give us a suggestion of finding an apple and making it into an apple bong which I was eventually able to track down. One of our other members tracked down aluminum foil. It was around 4:30 am when we had finally gathered all the essential things we needed to smoke the weed. 2 small paper rolls, an apple and sheet of aluminum foil. We got together in one of the couples rooms. I was the only virgin weed consumer in the room. I was really curious to try it so they let me take a few whiffs with no affect because I was smoking it wrong. After the 6th puff, things started to take in affect as I was coughing and puffing that sent my heart to overdrive. My heart was pumping so fast as though I had drank 10 cans of Redbull. I told them I had to leave and go to my room to call it a night. I had to breath through my mouth for the rest of the night and was not able to sleep. I might of slept 1 hour that night. That was quite the experience and one that I will never forget nor regret! Day 5~ I’m really surprised that you have gotten this far as this is turning into a novel. If you’ve come this far, you might as well come along for the whole ride. I’m going to skip the morning and afternoon part. By now I’ve met so many people from all over the U.S. U.K. Australia and Canada. That It was hard to keep track of everyone’s names. Everyone was coming up to me giving me high 5s and fist pumps and I had no idea who some of them were. I’m gonna skip the morning and afternoon part. It was naughty school girl/boy night. I was prepared of course and got my school boy outfit going and dance as wild as I can at the Paty-O bar. Surprise surprise! I was the first one on the dance floor again trying to get the crowd dancing and partying. Stayed up until 4-5am that night. Day 6~ I’m gonna skip the morning and afternoon part as well as this report is getting way longer than I had anticipated. Gonna move on right into the evening. Had dinner at the Seafood restaurant with a few friends. Then off to the nice shoes room for the anything goes contest which was the 3rd contest I entered and ended up winning. I also won this contest along with my team last year. This consisted of 3 teams and I was one of the team captains for my team. So I was batting 3 for 3 on this trip which I felt pretty good about! This anything goes contest was funny as hell. Everyone in the whole room was ROFL!! The shit we had to get some of our people to do was just hilarious!! The last part was the funniest as we had to get one of our guys to get on the stage and dress up as a girl with a bra, make up, heels, panties etc. We ended up winning the contest by 1 point and our team celebrated as though we had won the lottery. Partied until 3-4am at Paty-O bar before I hit the sack. Day 7~ Last day of my trip! I had to make it count as it was coming to an end. I did not ever want it to end. I had no idea that last year’s trip to TTR would be topped because I had the time of my life last year! Tonight was Superhero theme night. Since it’s the last night I wanted to have a night out of town. So I made plans to head out to the clubs and hit up Coco Bongo. Along with a few of my friends I had met on this trip. Right before our night club outing. I wanted to party as much as I can before I left for Coco Bongo. So I got on my Super Hero outfit which was only a pair of Superman briefs! I went to the Paty-O that night, I saw a lot of people in sexy superhero outfits. I had mine concealed and wore regular clothes on until I hit the stage. As you’ve probably guess by now. I was the first to hit the dance stage with my regular clothes on and started to dance slowly and then after the first song I started to strip my shirt off and then my shorts revealing my superman briefs to the smile and whistles of the crowd. Then I found balloons laying on the bar tables next to the stage and began to stuff one of the 3 foot long balloons down my briefs making it look like I had a 3 foot long cock and finding another 2 regular balloons and using it as my balls and dancing on stage and thrusting with my 3 foot balloon cock and balls to the delight of the audience. I got the crowd laughing and smiling as I walked and danced all around the Paty-O bar ball dangling my balloon cock to all the sexy beautiful women as they stroked, licked and sucked my balloon cock! This is a night I will never forget. 10:30pm came and it was time for me to go off to Coco Bongos with my friends. So I gathered my clothes and put them back on and went off to Coco Bongo. The shuttle took off to Coco Bongo! The night life and club scene in Cancun is the best in the world in my opinion. As soon as we got to Coco Bongo I knew that it was going to be the bomb! The show was amazing! It was Cirque du Soleil, a few live acted movie trailers, live music video and club all rolled into one. We were thoroughly entertained from beginning to end! It was nothing like I’ve ever seen. We just danced the night away until the show finished at 4am. We took the cab back to the hotel. I was gonna head straight to bed but I ran into a few friends at the Paty-O bar and didn’t end up going to bed until 5am. So that was how my trip ended and flew out back home the next morning. Boobs Cruise~ I was made Chinos bitch again this year! Surprise, surprise! It was good to be able to see Chinos again. As soon as I hopped on the boat, immediately Chinos said; CHOW! You know we’re gonna fuck you up! I responded to Chinos and told him to “Bring it!” Half of the people from the cruise were from Texas and boy do they know how to party and get wild! Half an hour into the Boobs Cruise, Chinos made me put on a black furry gorilla mask which I gladly accepted and slapped it on. By that time, I’ve had quite a few drinks and down came my swim trunks. I was completely naked and the mask was hot as hell and my face felt like it was stuffed into an oven but I didn’t care. I was going ape shit all over the dance area jumping up and down like a crazy gorilla that had his lunch stolen. Than Chinos decided that it was time to spank the monkey as I bent down and the paddle was pass around a couple of girls as they took turned spanking my gorilla ass with it. I didn’t flinch one bit and told them to spank harder! I had that mask on for about an hour and my face was literally melting! Things progressively got wilder on this cruise as soon as we hit the other side of the ocean for lunch. After lunch, most of us went for a naked swim on the beach and 2 couples decided to put on a show for the rest of us by acting out the drink “sex on the beach”! Need I say more? About 20 minutes of skinny dipping on the beach, it was time to get back on the boat. The 2nd half is always crazier than the first. By this time almost everyone on the boat was completely naked, out came the whip creams as you can imagine where we’re all going with this. Lots of nipple and pussy sucking among the women. A few BJs, a couple decided that they just wanted to get it on with each other and no one complained. This was definitely a lot wilder than last year’s Boobs cruise by a mile! We blame Texas for it! Actually we thank Texas! This was one hell of a Boobs Cruise! These were one of the best 7 days of my life! Each night I didn’t want the party to end. Some of the people I met on this trip were simply amazing and we will for certain remain friends for life. Everything about this trip was better than expected. I just didn’t want it to end. But like they say as cliché as it may sound. Every good thing or time must come to an end. Until the next trip, I will be reminiscing on one of the best 7 days I’ve ever had in my life. I want to make note and give credits to some of the people I met on this trip because without you my trip would not be half as much fun and meaningful. They are in no particular order. Aaron and Anna ~ I met the 2 of you last year. You 2 are one of the most amazing couples I know. Your loyalty and the way you show support to your friends has shown me how much you value true friendship. Cesar and Dayna~ you 2 are an example of what true love is. Your humility and Desire to help others and pull people together is incredible. Mike and Torrie ~ Your gentleness and caring pure heart stands out among both of you and you’re both just a ton of fun to be around. I can spend all day with the 2 of you and not get bored. Dixy and Annalise~ I’m glad I got to know the two of you this time around. You 2 belong to each other like a pea on a pod. Can’t wait to party with the both of you again next year. Eric and Ginger~ One of the most giving couples I know who loves people unconditionally. Always cheerful and willing to help people in need. Quincy and Chastity~ I met you both last year and I will never forget you both on the boobs cruise! It was good seeing both of you again and having fun together. Gene and Toni~ You 2 define what true love is. After 26 yrs of marriage, your love for each other is unshakable and growing stronger. Mark and Lisa~ Met the 2 of you last year playing ping pong. It was a pleasant surprise to see you both again and to get to know you both better. You 2 are an incredible couple full of humility and love. Greg and Beth~ I'm grateful to have met the 2 of you on this trip. We had so much fun together that without the 2 of you my trip would not be the same. We connected and bonded instantly like glue. We need to keep in touch and visit each other in the near future. Justin and Kate~ You 2 are full of love and bubbly as any couple can be. I will definitely take you up on your offer and pop by and visit you guys and enjoy a warm home cooked meal just to catch up and chit chat over a Guinness. Chris and Arlene ~ You 2 are one of the most genuine couples I know. What you see is what you get with the 2 of you and you both know how to have fun especially on the dance floor. I hope we can see each other again on our next trip. Mickey~ You are just as crazy as I’m. You just don’t know it yet! We share a lot of things in common where we just want to have fun and we just don’t give a fuck about what other people think. We will be brothers for life! Amanda~ My new wifey. Apparently we got married in the sexy pool and have adopted 2 kids from Africa! Unfortunately just like in Vegas, whatever happens in TTR stays in TTR! We just have to figure out how to share custody of our 2 adopted kids in Africa. Markell and Megan~ You 2 are 1 of the coolest couples I have I ever met. Stay cool and let’s keep in touch. Evan and Lauren~ A legal drug dealer couple made in heaven. It was a blast meeting you 2 and being on the boobs cruise with you guys. I really enjoyed getting to know you both and your company throughout my trip. I hope we can keep in touch. Staci and KK~ the hottest sisters I met on my trip. You 2 are a bundle of fun and your free spirit attitude is infectious. (Roxy and Noami, I know what you’re thinking if you’re reading this. You 2 are just as hot but since Roxy is a TTR staff that doesn't count. Otherwise it'll be a toss up.) Jarod~ AKA “J” ~ You are one funny motherfucker! You made me laugh the most on this trip for just being you. Jeff and Alisa~ You 2 are an amazing couple. I’m glad we met. Alisa took the best pic of me in the foam party I will keep in my time capsule. Geoff and Geneva ~ You 2 are one of the coolest and fun couples I know. It was awesome partying with the 2 of you again on this trip. NYC girls ~ You were a great bunch to hang with. Thanks for allowing me to bum Hookah off you for many puffs of pleasure and enjoyment. Entertainment staff: JJ~ You had big shoes to fill when last year’s crew left. You did an amazing job with every event you hosted. Your evil laugh is funny as hell and infectious. Keep up the good work. I feel like I’ve made a new friend. Jules~ The only entertainment ladies staff that is not afraid to show her boobies. You get bonus points for that. You are just all fun and I love your carefree attitude. It’s sad that you are leaving TTR. You will be missed dearly. I wish you the best in your future pursuits. Roxy~ Foxy Roxy is what I call you. You have a heart of gold. You are an amazing and beautiful women with a soft heart and a love for people like none other. Don’t ever change who you are for no one! Bartending staff~ You guys were off the hook amazing! The most hardworking and fun bartending staff I’ve ever seen anywhere. If I’ve left anyone out of this list. I do apologize in advance as you can see how long this list is and how hard it was to include everyone. If you’ve actually made it to the end of this report, I salute you for having the patients of a mutant ninja turtle! Well I’m signing out and until my next trip, stay horny my friends! Cheers, Chow
Incredible trip report! Definitely got me more excited for Octoberbreast (I didn't know that was possible!)!!
Nice trip report Chow! For future knowledge, the little convenience store right across the street from Temptation sells smoking paraphernalia (small pipes) for about $5.
