What are some memorable lines you've heard at TTR over the years? Tarzan's name was 'you lucky bastard' for a night
One day, a few years back, I was sitting in a lounger at the sexy pool when something obviously happened in the pool that grabbed my attention. When I looked up I saw an attractive woman in her late 40s, early 50s sitting on the edge of the steps by the hot tubs with an apparent Pina Colada dripping down her face. There was a young man, probably early/mid 20's apologizing emphatically while his friends appeared stunned sitting a few feet away still in the tub. He had apparently slipped and hit her glass launching her drink into her face. Waiting for the woman to show any sort of emotion I was breathless. Soon she revealed a subtle, devious sort of smirk and said " if it doesn't end with a mess, someone didn't have fun." I about fell over! The young man and his friends were soooo relieved! It was such a cool event to watch unfold!
We were there with friends of ours last October, and a gal walked by that had been on the Boobs Cruise with us the prior day. My outspoken girl friend shouted out, "Hey! I think I ate your pussy yesterday! " LOL The other girl turned around and said , "oh was that you? " LOL I still tHink about it and laugh.
On our first trip, we were eating breakfast the morning after the Boobs Cruise. I started chatting with the couple at the next table about the cruise. Melissa sits down and hears me and tells them "oh you have to go on a Boobs Cruise" I said "they were on ours yesterday". She said "oh, you were" at which they both replied "you were the Boobs Cruise". Good thing she was timid on that first one......
Stacia and friend engaged in deep conversation at Sexy Pool bar early afternoon. Dude walks up and politely waits for friend to complete her sentence then says, "May I go down on you?" Did not get reaction he hoped for, I think.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? Do you want to take my wife upstairs? My wife and friend want to take you to their room What's in your swim trunks? My girlfriend wants to play with your girlfriend
