2 really stupid things..... Went home early - once. :aktion060: Cancelled because of a GF - once. :banghead: What can I say...... I'm a slow learner. :brick:
Once in the waters off of Cuba, after a day of drinking we decide to have sex and just after we got started a wave hit me sending me under the water .When i got my bearings I was hit by a second wave.Now I was drowning and the girlfriend was trying to save my.When we got my head back out of the water I was puking up salt water.As we head back to shore I realized that my girlfriend bikini top was gone washed out to sea.No more sex in the ocean for us!:fish:
Broke my big toe on the side of the pool while participating in the bellyflop contest. I, uh, missed. Had fun explaining that one to the doc when I got back home. Didn't even win "worst pain" either.
Make a bet on a game of horse shoes with Chinos and Sergio....do not lose to those guys!!!:bowdown::bowdown:
Drinking till 5.30am getting up at 8.30 to get on the boob cruise....we were green all the way to the island and of course it had to be choppy that day too. Never felt sick like that on a boat before.
As a newbie, accepting multiple shots of tequila on the Boobs Cruise throughout the day and in no way pacing myself - almost fell off the dock getting back to my room. Back at our room, we were recognised and called over by a couple in the room opposite. Went over, but could barely hold a conversation (embarrassingly drunk). Had to excuse myself, then passed out on the bed for 6 hours...completely missed dinner reservations, woke up not knowing if I'd actually gone to dinner. Husband had to fill in the blanks :icon_redface: Or, drinking until 4am when we had to be up and out of the hotel at 7am the next day for the only off-resort excursion we'd booked. I learnt a few harsh lessons our first stay, and weeded out any stupidity on subsequent trips!
I do Believe I have to take all the blame for that one Dave...me n my mouth after having Margaritas for breakfast, lol. Or pretty damn close to breakfast at least. Dave is absolutely right...don't lose to them...have video of the consequences You have to admit that those were the days
My wife falling and breaking her hand (in two places) after being at TTR less than 4 hours back in Dec of 2012. In that sort of situation any decision you make is going to appear stupid later on !!! However, this pass April, my wife (Again) noticed that one of the British "lads" was feeling a bit "under the weather" while at PattyOs. She asked if she could do anything to make him feel better. Yep, pretty stupid question !!!! He told her, in no uncertain terms, exactly what she could do !!!!!
Tried to get back in my room at 5am. Key card wouldn't work so I tried calling and texting Sam so I wouldn't wake up neighbors. Got security to let me in only to realize it was the wrong room!!
