Worst thing that's happened to you

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  1. Matt_Diana

    Matt_Diana Guru Registered Member

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    So whats the worst thing that's ever happened to you at Temp? For me (as posted on an earlier thread) it was getting peed on in the lobby bathroom :mad:

    Me: Stands in middle urinal to take a piss
    Him: Stumbles in to the urinal next to me (very drunk)
    Me: Feel something warm and wet on my foot
    Him: Oh sorry man I think I peed on you
    Me: You son of a bitch!
    Him: What man I said I was sorry
    Me: YOU FUCKING PISSED ON ME!
    Him: Fine don't accept my apology
    Me: Shakes head while giving death glare. Walks out and scrubs foot until skin almost comes off

    Am I the most unlucky guy to ever visit Temp or does someone else have a story that tops this???
     
  2. TxFunCouple

    TxFunCouple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    That's to funny! I could picture it exactly as you wrote. I'm not sure I could have held my composure as well as you did but in retrospect funny none the less. We are newbies first trip is July 8-13. Will be on the look out for the drunks with no aim lol
     
  3. marshe

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    Well there was that time at Easter, when some old guy a few chairs over from us, with a day pass wrist band, invited us out to see his boat. We thought it was a bit weird. Barely knew h8m and he seemed to have 2 daughters with him. The girls sunbathed on the beach and he was 9n pool deck.
    He said his boat was at 'the bottom of the 7'.
    He had a big straw sombero type hat and giant sunglasses and kinda hid behind a newspaper. But he checked out all the girls.
    About 4:00 he mentions him and girls were leaving shortly and asked us if we wanted to see his boat. We kinda thought it was creepy.

    Turns out, we find out later the next day.......

    It was Hugh Hefner on a day pass.
     
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    N&MTexas Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Dam the luck went from great vacation to what could have been even greater vacation
     
  5. TxFunCouple

    TxFunCouple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    That could have been an experience of a lifetime! I would still be kicking myself in the ass...
     
  6. Matt_Diana

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    I was thinking the same thing lol.
     
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    oh my that would have been epic. I would for sure be really pissed at myself.
     
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    Marshe, are you pulling our legs? LOL DAMN!
     
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    Surely not Hugh? Really?
     
  10. Tc123123

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    Most embarrassing thing that happen to me. Tina and I were in the pool and it was like 2-3 pm so you know we have been drinking for a few hours already. We were going towards the pool bar to get a drink. When we got there I took our bubba mugs so they could fill them up. I didn't realize at that time that Tina had left my side to go say hi to some people. As I turned around there was another girl that had the same hat as Tina and from the back looked just like her. Well a kiss on her back and a squeeze of tit later I realized it wasn't her and her bf was realky pissed off at me. We were actually able to smooth it over but of course every time she saw me she gave me a dirty look. Lol
     
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