Temptations: The Essence of Eagles Hotel California

Report for May 14th to 21st

Well seems I return to work, and my bosses have decided it would be a great idea to Reno my office while i was away. unfortunately the contractors have not finished. Either that or I have had too much fun, word has gone out on all the fun and debauchery that has been had at TTR the last week r so. In either case it was well worth it. lol

So I know I'm going to miss someone on this trip report so for all those who I failed to shout out to on this forum i would like to go ahead and apologize now for missing them. I remember many drinks and I'm still feeling the mental fallout from the onslaught of drinks and good times.

the little miss and i got maybe 2 hours of sleep before we headed out to the airport. Myself more then her, and i passed out drunk for 2 hours and she maybe joined me an hour after afterwards. On the way to the airport we were a bit grumpy but pumped. Paranoid something would happen to keep us fro our first trip to TTR.

We got a direct flight from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. was a 6 hour flight. got to say we got lucky and managed to score a nice deal on the front seats of the plan which apparently were "elite" which meant we got out of the plane first and our luggage was one of the first out of the plan and on the belt for us to take and head off to the hotel. We were happy for it. The ride there was brutal due to lack of sleep and we were all but certain we would head to the hotel and pass out. Happy to tell you all once we landed got passed the security and out the airport doors we got a few beers and waited for out Sunwing ride to take us to hotel... we regret this. it took what seemed a lifetime and next time will most definitely take USA Transfers.

well our ride came and it took us the long way around through the hotels, ride took us to three other hotels before the last stop which was TTR. we were so excited, when right into check in. was about 4 pm and so there was no line got right in checked in, we were done in less then 3 min. was awesome. went to the door man and gave him our room number and off we went. Just as we were on our way one of the time share people started on and i just cut her off with "no" she kept going on and i simply kept on saying "no". I was happy with Caesar the man who helped us with our bags who did as I requested and kept on going with our bags to our room in spite of the 3 time share people that would verbally accost us after refusing gently then refusing much more sternly, and finally refusing them in there own language sternly and in detail before they asked me my own name and me then having to refuse to tell them. The short stalky pride filled man then threatened me after i refused to tell him my name, and i then explained to him in his own language that i would not and do not take idle threats, looked him in the eye and stepped forward before he then took a step back in submission. that for the most part was the most negative part of our time at Temptations.

We would get to our room and I would give my thanks to Caesar with a large tip. Afterwards we would do feel happy to finally be in our room on our vacation and the misses and I would do what we said we would do as soon as we got in the room; and that was a balcony show. one which would be watched by Becky and Aaron. Interesting way to meet our first couple which we have spoken with on CCC. lol we had a mini conversation over Balconies and then tell them we would see them in the sexy pool after we got some grub.

After our little rump we would hit up margaritas and then do a short little while in the pool. we would head back up to the room and then get ready for fetish night. now this is where everything start to get hazy and this review is getting to be very long so i think i will sum up the trip a little more. Also i started this trip report a few days ago and i am now just restarting it and ive lost my will to write. lol

Ok so to sum up. the next day and the day before we had to leave for the Airport we had the Boobs Cruise. No other way to say this but to say that the Boobs Cruise is absolutely necessary to go on when you hit up TTR or are in the area. It was the highlight of our trip and we absolutely plan on going two time minimum again next time we are at TTR. Both times where great when we went, however We both found that the people absolutely can change the dynamic of the trip. the first cruise we went with much more festive people who were willing to dance and let go right off the bat. Second trip not so much, i will say the the second trip was filled with much more guys that were willing to just go nude and bare it all with no worries. For that i must thank the men on the second trip because that was a highlight of our trip. however that where it ends. people if you go, go and let loose... don't act like its a Booze Cruise. lol we did have fun on both cruises more then worth the cost of the cruise, however the people on the first cruise really set a high bar. I would like to take this opportunity to thank the Mayor for his watching out for me as i am not a strong swimmer and him insisting that i go for a dip while he watched out and assured me that he would be able to come in and save me should i end up swimming like a stone. would like to thank Anka and Glen as well as Mel and Bambi and Glen for there very presence and energy on the first trip on the cruise. they made our Cruise absolutely priceless. would like to thank Aaron and Becky , and the Nawteys who were an absolute pleasure to meet and hang out with (we are so sorry we could not say good bye before we had to head to the airport)as well as the mayor again for making the second trip as fun as it was. We know it would have not have been nearly as good as it was the second time around without them. of course it goes without saying that we would like to thank that crew especially Steve and Janet, Chinos and Omar, (best entertainers we have ever come across and I have been all around the world), as well as the DJ and junior along with all the rest who made our time on the boob cruise so memorable and such a priceless memory when it came to our trip.

The rest of our time at TTR was fantastic, we loved all the theme nights and more then anything else the people. There were a couple of creepers and One asshole who kept on stalking Ashley around which did put a damper on things for one night. however after talking with some of our new friends i now have a better idea of how to deal with people like that. Would like to take the time to thank all the wonderful people we met. Jen and Eric we are so bummed you guys couldn't make it out on the Boobs Cruise you guys were fun to hang around. next time we will have to hang out even more.

Food was good, its not the ritz and if it where the wrong people would come to TTR and that place would not be as great of a place as it is now. The rooms are fine. I took a bunch of pictures of the ocean view room for anyone to see so i will be uploading those soon. the resort is a bit small, but its not like any place we have ever been. you just end up meeting a whole lot of people. we can't wait to come back next year and possibly sooner to reunite with some (what will feel like) old friends. The place has some miles on it, shes not brand new. She's not a perfect Gem among the shiny new and polished diamonds that have gone up around her as time has rushed on by.

In the End we found that temptations resort and spa is Very much like that Song Hotel California by the Eagles;
As we packed up our bags and said see you later to our room and the hotel after going down to the front desk to check out, the realization of the lyrics came to an full understanding as the snipped our Bracelets and we got in a cab and headed for the Airport.
TTR: "you can Check out any time you'd like, but you can never leave..."

We look forward to returning, and meeting up with old friends, as well as making new ones! Until we see you again, we will have CCC and be happy to talk about and plan our next TTR trip

 

So very true.
Next time you have a creeper tell me asap. We'll make the creeper go bye bye fast!
I'll have none of that.
You guys are awesome, love love! So glad you guys had fun.
Hope you guys come back next May!
Xoxo

 

Great report guys. Maybe we'll see you in October

 

I agree! We take care of our own. I was sad that I only heard about it after you left. Next time let us know. See you next May!

Jamie

 

Ain't that the truth?

 

Nice report.

 

Love the Eagles analogy. As holidays go, the combination of TTR, the Boobs Cruise and the people (well most of them) is hard to beat.

 

Great meeting you two! Hopefully we can make it next May. Oh, and thanks for the balcony shows. Maybe we'll return the favor next year!

 

OH!!! And U forget me on the Boob Cruise!!! :aetsch022::aetsch022::flash::aktion052: Just playing with U!! Glad to hear U had a BLAST!! Hope to see U both next May!!

 

So my Bettie misses your pinup girl! hahahaha
You guys are awesome!
I better see you next May!
xoxo
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