Bachelorette parties at TTR, Gawd I hate those....

..... said no man ever!

We were at TTR April 20-27 and on Fetish Night we noticed a group of 5-6 absolutely cute Mexican ladies, age 25ish, dressed in..... well, not for fetish night. Did anyone else? Uhhhhh, yeah, if you were there you most definitely did.

Of course, after reading through many of the threads on here bemoaning/demeaning/vilifying bachelor parties we expected the worst. Would this pack of SheWolves descend on helpless prey, the collared and leashed Mr SkiBum, passing within easy reach? Would they see the masked Alpha Female, Ms SkiBum, as a blonde ambition threat to their territory and eat her alive? (Dare to dream!) Would the pure, innocent, doe-eyed, buxom, bride-to-be unleash her inner reverse cougar and lure an older man back to her lair in an effort to teach an old dog a few new tricks before resigning herself to a life of "not tonight, I have a tequila headache"?

Sadly, despite several later encounters with them including during the mind-altering Foam Party, we can only report that particular bachelorette party was extremely well behaved while at TTR. No bums were pinched, no boobs/dicks/coochies were grabbed, and no punches were thrown.

Still, on two nights I did have to caution Ms SkiBum that I could not be held responsible if at 4am she were to awake with me on top of her whispering "Sí, eso es bebé, tomar!". After taking pro-active measures to ensure I got a good sleep she did say that she would still forgive me under those stressful circumstances.

So really, why all the fuss about bachelorette parties?

 

I noticed them with their cute flower in their hair things.
They did seem out of place, and the worst they did was take a gazzilion photos.

Like you said they did fail to grope any one ( male or female) , maybe next time.

 

Just because ONE bachelorette party went smooth enough, don't let the guard down. You should be ever vigilant in close quarters with such out of control packs of females bent on hellraising and debauchery. You can bet I will. They think sexy games are completely within their rights at a place like TTR. Surely, behavior like fun, debauchery and alcohol fueled lust are not tolerated at a place like TTR, is it???

 

Seriously , next thing you know they will have Girl's soccer teams,, this has got to stop

 

You guys are CRACKING ME UP!! You could always send invitations

 

Two of those mexican cuties were related to the family which may explain their actions
Sat and talked with them for quite awhile and they were execellent ppl.
And yes one girl was camera happy

 

I WAS GROPED!! I went and told security that my junk was touched and they didn't care. Perhaps I should write a letter?? How can I ever go back to a place such as this where there is such a wanton disregard for the sanctity of my crotchular region by the hoards of single women at Temptation??

 

This board is so educational. Word of the day - "crotchular" :read:
:daisy:

 

You must have been horrified by the foam party then. And that's all I'm saying about that!


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I am still stunned insensible by the use of the "word" crotchular...