Well said. I already carry lip gloss (and latex) for her/us. I guess a cooter towel would be fine. Maybe a thong to put on just for sitting. Dance commando, then put it back on for sitting.
OMG this thread just keeps getting funnier and funnier! And true, Rome would be fine carrying said item...in his pockets of his ULTRA SHEER sleep shorts that HE will be wearing most nights at Paty O's. He probably needs his own towel! lol And I knew it would be a wash cloth size, Lisa! lol I started cracking up at your clarification! Pictured women walking around with beach towels! LMAO!! When I do drink, I chug them because I don't like to hold ANYTHING while I dance lol My wristlet (that looks like a gun) in my picture is the extent of my accessories when I go out And the latex/cotton discussion - HILARIOUS!! Helping me pretend my daughter doesn't have her other 5 year old friend over to play - like she does EVERY WEEKEND! Someone put me out of my misery!
COOTER TOWEL TRANSPORTATION. Holy shit that funny. but the answer is simple dance all night. When you are to tired to dance anymore just sit on your mans knee. I bet that would turn him on even more than the thought of you walking around without a cooter cover.
