Deposits for the cruise on Thursday 24th April are now open. Please see the link below for full details of the day and how to reserve your space: Cancuncare Boobs Cruise Thurs 24th April (Provisional) Deposits for Saturday April 26th will open on Wednesday 26th March at 1pm Cancun time (CST).
A Mans Fairy Tale. . . Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women, went hunting and fishing, raced cars, went to naked bars, dated ladies half his age, drank Jack Daniel's, beer, Captain Morgan Rum, never heard any bitching, never paid child support or alimony, dated cheerleaders, kept his house and guns, ate spam, potato chips and beans, blew enormous farts, never got cheated on while he was at work, all his friends and family thought he was frigging cool as hell, he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. "The End"
Condoms …. don't guarantee safe sex anymore ... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Lance Armstrong …. I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated U.S. cyclist Lance Armstrong, especially after what he's achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst he was on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig'n bike. Drive By …. A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. The sick bastard!! The Agony of Aging …. On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You'd better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back". SCAM …. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Pregnant Prostitute … Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "Do you know who the father is?" "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?" Scottish Wedding … At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled..."Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living" . The bartender was almost crushed to death
Anybody arriving on flight Air Canada 1810 April 17th ? From Toronto last Oct we were 3 couples waiting for USA, to TTR,, they were full size vans and would not let us combine to the resort. (after the fact)
*** Updated to post #1449 Mar 24 Any posts after this will be added onto the next updated roll call. 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PaulAndDarcy April 19 - 25 W8ing4thesunND April 19 - 25 Newfie_girl_64 April 19 - 26 PaulAndDarcy April 19 - 26 Mommabear April 19 - 26 debb&will April 19 - 26 Fredmgill April 19 - 26 christy&brad April 19 - 26 mike&susan April 19 - 27 Chet April 19 - 27 phunincanada April 19 - 27 jim&foxxxy April 19 - 27 Ali & Andrew April 19 - 28 Sexystatgirl April 19 - 28 NekkidSundays April 19 - 29 kinkybabe1109 April 19 - May 3 Partydollgirl April 19 - May 3 LatinCouple April 20 - 22 meanestkitty April 20 - 24 Jersey Devil Josh April 20 - 25 Sil-n-Lee April 20 - 26 CajunBo22 April 20 - 26 TDiddy April 20 - 27 Joel & Paula April 20 - 26 toesinwaterassinsand April 20 - 26 CajunBo22 April 20 - 26 Curlessmom3 April 20 - 26 RedSkiBums April 20 - 27 krissyandtravis April 20 - 27 beauvick April 20 - 30 jeff & deb April 20 - May 4 centrocpl April 21 - 26 funPAcouple April 21 - 29 DandP April 21 - 30 adamnterri April 21 - May 1 2fromNH April 21 - May 3 charon1oar April 22 - 25 camps23 April 22 - 27 Wayne & Mel April 22 - 28 Bunz_n_Boots April 22 - 29 L&K April 22 - 29 Randyandshelly April 22 - 29 voandwater April 22 - 30 The Woodman April 22 - May 1 ScoobyDan April 22 - May 1 backs13 April 22 - May 1 dzess April 22 - May 1 Sam&Brianna April 22 - May 1 Zaz April 22 - May 1 rohano April 22 - May 2 C&BStLouis April 23 - 27 beach<3R April 23 - 27 Jcfun3 April 23 - 27 Doug&Val April 23 - May 2 Tempted Kitty April 23 - May 3 Beachbelle April 23 - May 3 Caligirl69 April 23 - May 3 KenNJoyce April 23 - 30 permagrin67 April 23 - 30 Yummmyxxx April 23 - 30 KenNJoyce April 23 - 30 gymgirl2008 April 23 - 30 Deniseandmark April 23 - May 2 rohano April 23 - May 2 Dikfore & NormaSnockers April 23? - May 3 Retinyl April 23 - May 3 Beachbelle April 23 - May 4 Donald April 24 - 28 Melissa and Bryan April 24 - 29 rikmari April 24 - 30 aragincajun April 24 - May 1 Jamie J April 24 - May 1 patty032752 April 24 - May 1 Bare April 24 - May 1 Dave and Judy April 24 - May 1 cfc61 April 24 - May 8 JDandNat April 24 - May 1 USTWO April 24 - May 2 Ryanursem5114 April 25 - 29 ricwhit April 25 - 30 Jillykin April 25 - May 1 two4funb April 25 - May 1 samrn69 April 25 - May 1 HeavyandKimTexas April 25 - May 2 digdeep April 25 - May 2 pepper April 25 - May 2 hcdry April 25 - May 2 digdeep April 25 - May 2 BrettLorie April 25 - May 3 vodkatonic April 25 - May 3 Dave&Jenn April 25 - May 4 Garry n Jo April 25 - May 4 SharonTerry April 25 - May 9 workoutbuds April 26 - May 3 kylenamaris April 26 - May 4 curtisndawn April 26 - May 4 ScottyDog April 26 - May 6 Bamafans April 27 - May 3 Pat & Michelle April 27 - May 3 peemoney April 27 - May 4 kylenamaris April 27 - May 4 kevinp4960 April 27 - May 12 abbynflip April 28 - May 2 mpb&thp April 28 - May 3 deb3667 April 28 - May 4 Day/Joni Rogers April 28 - May 4 DEEREMAN April 29 - May 4 Brewman April 28 -
Wednesday April 2 to Sunday April 6 1st Timers to the resort looking forward to it be there April 2 to April 6
