I got 2 things on my list: 1. Whatever happens involves my penis. 2. Staying sober so I don't miss a thing!
1. Being buck naked doing Chinups in front of a poolfull of people, while Chinos spanks me to get my swim trunks off or the roof.. Check 2. Hunting a very drunk guest with hopes of pushing him in the sports pool at 4 am only to fall in the pool myself... Check 3. Drinking well over 100 alcoholic drinks in a week.. Check. 4. Having Drunken Sex while an iguana watches.. Perhaps, I wasn't paying attention to the effing iguana!!!