TTR Bucket List - What have you crossed off?

What bucket list items have you crossed off while at TTR? :biggrinbandit:

 

1) Balcony show
2) GF topless (took like 10 mins for her too lose her top)
3) Boob cruise (mooning every boat we passed)
4) wore a Kilt in public
5) Got the 1st Day cures

 

What is this?

 

He meant the first day curse. It's when you drink too much on the first day and then end up passing out way too early.

 

Yeah...about that first day curse. Last trip, we woke up at like 3 AM for the flight...ate almost nothing...started with beer and tequila in the pool with two groups of singles (hilarious dudes from Nebraska and two women from the UK and Ireland)...stumbled to dinner...closed up the bar (great band playing)...stumbled again over one of those concrete ramps for rolling luggage to the rooms...bounced my head off the tile (in an elegant fashion)...split open my forehead (head wounds can bleed pretty good). So I woke up hung-over, concussed, in need of stitches (but a scar would give me some character) and the room looks like it's waiting for the crime scene team to show up. So with the concussion, I have absolutely no appetite all week...but beer seems to make the headache go away...so it was a great week!

The concussion diet is a great way to lose a few unwanted pounds on vacation.

First day curse. Check.

 

that and you go and use tanning oil and not sun screen and double fist yr drinks.
i went to take a short nap before are dinner res. woke up drunker then i was before my nap and burned.

 

tanning oil ??

 

yeah the GF did her tanning before she went so the girls wouldn't burn. So i tended to just grab her tanning oil she was using by the pool. i learned the hard way LOL

another good TIP if you plan to go Topless pre tan them so you don't burn them!!!

 

Stir some peoples' drinks with my dong with the whole resort watching

And one review said I may have turned one couple off, of ever returning to TTR

So I guess I did my part to help keep occupancy and prices lower

 

I've done that multiple times! Lol always say not this time!