A woman from downtown Toronto, who was a tree hugger, a card carrying Liberal , and a highly vocal anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Bancroft On. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER in Bancroft to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Liberal, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Ministry of Environment, the Ministry of Natural Resources and the Ontario Planning Board before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Ontario's health care policies and cutbacks, they turned you down!"
Someone said something like 50 more days... well I looked at the calendar and if we cut out weekends... 33 more work days.. ahhh that sounds much better for me..
That doesn't make sense Woody...it like 7 or 8 more Saturdays unless your going next year...LOL Right... everyday is Saturday for Woody....LOL
Ok Ok time is up almost one month before seen beautiful people Envoyé de mon iPhone à l'aide de Tapatalk
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