ATM Trip Report 2/15-2/23, 2014

Discussion in 'Temptation Resort Reviews' started by CaptMorgan, Feb 25, 2014.

  1. hot_2_trot

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    When I told Alisha (of Kevin_Alisha) that I was not an ATF agent, she said "ATM?". I asked what she meant, and she said "Ass-to-mouth". After laughing hysterically, I played along and took an imaginary credit card and swiped it down my ass-crack and said "ATM - Deposits Only!" What I really meant was withdrawls only, but the damage was done and I was given this nickname for the remainder of the trip. So every time someone yelled "ATM!" I'd swipe the card. Reading the story as told here it's quite strange and not all that funny, but it was a had-to-be-there moment.


    I was there and it was f*cking hilarious! I re-enacted the "swipe" you were doing last night and Ryan was cracking up! I did the silly face and the wobbly squat just like you!!

    This is brightening up my Wednesday thank god!!
     
  2. AW

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    This thread is full of win!!
     
  3. CaptMorgan

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    The pics from our friends on the trip are starting to roll in now. There's some good stuff. I'm not sure if I should go back and edit the posts above to add stuff to the appropriate day, or just blow up the thread with a bunch of pics at once.

    I also made a mistake above. Tuesday (Boobs Cruise day) was not Tight and Bright. It was women in men's dress shirts. I hate for this thread to get out-of-control long and feeling a little narcissistic talking about myself for pages on end, but it seems like people are enjoying it...
     
  4. Ali & Andrew

    Ali & Andrew I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Awesome trip report, bring it on :D
     
  5. CaptMorgan

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    Deleted for privacy reasons sorry
     
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  6. jessandpaul

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    Ok, this report has taken on soap opera-like status with me.I keep checking back in to see if there is another installment. This is so awesome!!
     
  7. Kevin_Ailsha

    Kevin_Ailsha President of the Fireball Nomad Trailerhood Registered Member

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    ATM!! You are Cracking me up.
     
  8. dubz1

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    Great TR so far man! Nothing worse than talking $hit and getting called out on it by a chick! I visually saw the stare down! Funny stuff!!!! At least you got what seemed like a free 5 minute show from her! Not bad IMO.. Waiting for the rest.
     
  9. T&J

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    I am doing the same and almost got busted!!!! Your trip report and knowing more is coming is the only thing making this long Wednesday tolerable. A girl can only count the number of sleeps left so many times in a day!!!! 31 MORE SLEEPS!!!!:flash::clappyinghappy:
     
  10. Adam & Stacey

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    Your report is making time stand still!!! May can't get here soon enough! Thanks for the laughs:)
     
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