April 2014 Roll Call

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  1. Zaz

    Zaz Newbie Registered Member

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    Jim...what where you thinking? Of course, it would scare him away! LOL

     
  2. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    114 on the list and slowly growing! :ernaehrung005: :flash::flash:
    OK Folks! ~
    I’m putting together April’s 2014 file for us 2013 TTR April Addicts.

    Please don’t send any info thru Face Book or CCC, OK?
    If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your:
    REAL 1st NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE MOSTLY IN APRIL) (NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU (CLOSE-UP IF POSSIBLE), ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— vetter79@rochester.rr.com
    Woody -- Phone# 315-986-7450
    As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
    Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it last year (274+) on last April’s list), so let’s see if we can do it again!
    Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 22nd – May 1st, 2014)
     
  3. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"


    I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."


    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."


    I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."


    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.


    "Really" she said, "Go on then...try."


    After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said. "Come on, what day was I born"?


    I said, "Yesterday."


    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.


    The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.


    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.


    I said, "Nice legs."


    The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."


    I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "


    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
     
  4. deniseandmark

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    These made me laugh out loud..too funny!
     
  5. cnparda

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    We do have a lot of DC area peeps going at the same time
     
  6. The Woodman

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  7. Jess_2703

    Jess_2703 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Been really Quiet I'm still feeling like shiiiit :((((


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  8. Jess_2703

    Jess_2703 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Ok I want to die my life now!!!!, Still feeling as a dog :( Not funny at alll!!!


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  9. The Woodman

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    A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

    Husband: Sukitaki.





    Wife replies: Kowanini!





    Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!





    Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!





    Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!

    I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this and make sense of it. As if you understand Japanese!

    Unbelievable!

    I knew you would read anything as long as it is about sex.

    You need serious help!!
     
  10. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    what you don't like boobs? lol


    j
     
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