Has anyone ever tried this? To keep customs from tearing your luggage apart, put a clear plastic bag on top of all your clothes and write with a black sharpie on the bag "HERPES or AIDS " medication then put a prescription vial filled with aspirin and no label on it in the bag. We're told once they open and see the bag they will close it and not bother your stuff. We have not tried this, but if I was a customs agent I think I would leave the luggage alone.
I think someone is pulling your chain, I wouldn't advise that it looks and smells fishy, all the more reason for them to check everything
If I was a customs agent and you had any sort of unlabelled "medication" in your luggage I would be grinning from ear to ear as I snapped my latex gloves on. :daisy:
I'm thinking probably not...Unlabeled prescription bottles have to be a red flag and I think the note on the plastic would prompt them to check even closer thinking something just has to be hidden in there. Bonus points for creativity...but your best bet is to get a green light when you push the button.
Just not a good idea to bring anything across any border at all. If you need it that bad you can find it in the country your visiting. whatever it is. Get a red and they tare apart all your stuff. Perhaps you need to watch some videos. Canada border security or Australia border security, you tube them. You will have a new found respect for customs.
Anal lube? Isn't that for the single guys? Sorry couldn't resist just sarcastic humor don't mean to offend anybody (seems that some replies here really get people worked up) life's too short laugh a little!
Customs officials usually lack the sense of humor it would take to appreciate this gag. The language barrier doesn't help either. Unless you want to spend the first few hours of your trip at airport security, I would strongly advise against it.