We are happy to have you as official members!!! I will have to look back at a question someone asked about if there was an initiation process to become an Octoberbreaster......hysterical. I will find it and re-post.
Here are some Newbie Questions from Octoberbreast 2013. FAQ...LOL I've some newbie questions: 1. Where do we fill out an application to join Octoberbreast? 2. What are the specific qualifications, I am assuming that at least one pair of nice breastessesses is mandatory for membership? 3. What are the prerequisites for such membership? 4. What are the annual dues? 5. Is there any hazing rituals? 6. Do we get a secret handshake or other-something shake so we can identify ourselves to other Octoberbreast members, or is that handled by Requirement No. 2? Answers to come!
Don't downplay our connection, Darin. We just needed some cuddle time after watching all the ladies having so much fun. Brent
For BenWen and all the other Octoberbreast Newbies....these are the answers to the Octoberbreast FAQ (from Amy French.....I love these - April......all the way back to page 3 or 4 of this thread...LOL) 1. You can submit your application directly to me. I will make sure you get connected to the right people. 2. Yes, 1 pair of breastesesses is required for membership. And, yes, Stacia's would qualify. And, even if they didn't qualify, we would slide her in simply based off her ass alone. 3. Pre-requisites: enthusiasm to participate in TTR theme nights, expertise in pool-side darts/dart distraction, proven experience in binge drinking, and extensive knowledge of body shots 4. Annual dues: a round of tequila shots will suffice 5. Hazing rituals: being forced to arm wrestle either Mr. Mac or my hubby Travis. Also, you may be forced to participate in poolside entertainment much to your own embarassment. 6. Yes there is a secret handshake. It involves a squeeze of the bosom and a slap on the ass... much easier demonstrated in person. Spaces are limited, as this is a highly sought after group. I would get your application in ASAP. I think you & your beautiful wife would be a great ass-et to our team. :-
LOL!! 1. Yes Brent, you are the King Dingaling of Octoberbreast. May Ben and I bow at your feet for acceptance into your exclusive club. 2. There will be one pair of breastesses included in our membership. And from past experiences, April loves the breastesses. 3. Just let us know the themes for Octoberbreast and I will be happy to ablidge in them...naughty school girl. (I can't believe I went in public dressed like that!). I have also been working on my banana eatting skills skills for the poolside games. LOL 4. Tequila will be hard on us but we will do our best. Are Rum shots allowed? 5. ?? 6. Yes the old boobie rub and nipple licks with April bring back memories