Thought this list was amusing to share. I think I09 is reliable enough that they did do the research and these are in fact the case. How do you fare in your home state? And, how many states would you have broken their laws during your Cancun activities? Alabama Incestuous marriages are legal. Alaska Moose are banned from having sex on city streets (in Fairbanks). Arizona You may not have more than two dildos in the same house. Arkansas Flirtation and "lascivious banter" between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jailterm. (in Little Rock.) California It's illegal to sell stuffed items resembling breasts ("boobie pillows") within 1000 feet of a highway. No man shall dress as a woman without the written permission of the sheriff. (In Walnut, CA) Colorado Male massage parlor workers must wear all white clothing. (In Adams County). Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited. Florida Married couples (as well as singles) cannot engage in open "lewdness or lascivious behavior" Georgia The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit. All sex toys are banned. Illinois If you sell a reptile, you must give a written warning not to "nuzzle or kiss" them. It's prohibited by law to "suffer any bitch or slut" (referring to dogs) (in Minooka.) Indiana It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. Iowa Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. Kansas Illegal "sodomy" includes oral sex, but anal penetration with a finger is allowed under specified circumstances. Kentucky Dogs must not molest property or people. Until 1975, people wearing bathing suits on any city street were required have a police escort. Louisiana Necrophilia is legal. It's illegal to use fortune-telling, astrology or palmistry to "settle lovers quarrels." (In New Orleans.) Massachusetts Making noise in a public library is a crime against "chastity, morality, decency and good order." Michigan A man who seduces or corrupts an unmarried woman faces five years in prison. Low-riding pants that expose underwear are a Class B offense. But if they expose butt cleavage, they're a Class A offense. (In Flint.) Mississippi It's illegal to teach others what polygamy is. Adultery or premarital sex results in a fine of $500 or 6 months in prison. Montana Prostitution is a "crime against the family." Nebraska You can't get married if you have gonorrhea Nevada Sale of sex toys is illegal. New Hampshire lingerie must not be hung on a clothesline at the airport, unless there's a screen concealing it. (In Kidderville.) New Jersey Flirting is illegal. (In Haddon Township, NJ) New Mexico Nudity is allowed as long as genitals and female nipples are covered. New York Adultery is illegal. North Carolina Adultery is illegal. And so is pretending to be married in order to share a hotel room. North Dakota It was illegal to swim naked in the Red River between 8 AM and 8 PM. (In Fargo.) It's against the law to fail to confine a dog or cat in heat. (In Grand Forks.) Ohio No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person. Oklahoma It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to engage in "acts, or simulated acts, of sexual intercourse, masturbation, sodomy, bestiality, oral copulation, flagellation, or any sexual acts which are otherwise prohibited by law." So, no simulated intercourse or animal sex. Oregon It's illegal to lie down in a public restroom, or for two people to share a stall meant for one. Pennsylvania Oral and anal sex are illegal. You cannot cohabit with an "ancestor or descendant." South Carolina If a man promises to marry a woman and she sleeps with him, the marriage must take place. South Dakota Public erections are illegal. Tennessee Students may not hold hands in school. Texas It's illegal to own more than six dildos. Utah It's illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 — or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile. An adult cannot show sex paraphernalia to a minor, unless they're your own child. (In Salt Lake City.) Virginia Adultery is a misdemeanor. Obscenity is a bigger crime if you use a computer. Washington If you give a sex worker a ride to work, your car can be confiscated. West Virginia An unmarried couple who lived together and "lewdly associated" could face up to a year in jail. (Recently repealed.) Source: The Complete List of Weird Sex Laws in the U.S.A.
Only in the USA can you go to a strip joint and the girl actually gets naked do they not serve alcohol, but you can get a beer if the strip joint you go to she only undress' to her under wear lol Florida anyway.... Key West not the case
Same in Minneapolis, Mn. The determining factor is if there is liquor that is sold they can only go down to their underwear. In St.Paul and Inver Grove Heights, Mn though is is a no hold barred kind of a feel! They both border Minneapolis. Here are some other dumb laws in Minnesota(since we didn't make your list) some are sexual and some not. 1.The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance. 2.It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there. 3.A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. 4.It is illegal to sleep naked. 5.All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. 6.Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. 7.Oral sex is prohibited. 8.All bathtubs must have feet. 9.People are forbidden from walking in and/or down alleyways.(Minneapolis) 10. Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.(Minneapolis) I had to laugh at almost all of these cuz I have broken everyone of them.... except for the damn wearing bird on your head??? What the fuck is going on there? Who was the drunken swede that did that to get it on the books?!
I don't know about the other states but I have lived in Nevada all my life and I am sure that Nevada has no state law banning the sale of sex toys. I have never lived in a town that didn't have a legal brothel. Not that that is the reason I lived there just happened to be were I grew up and moved to similar towns.
Canada still has some stupid bylaws on the books still from the early 1900s...but as stupid as they are to us now back then them made sense.
Pennsylvania Oral and anal sex are illegal. You cannot cohabit with an "ancestor or descendant." Someone must have told all the women here to be law abiding citizens,lol
