CHAOS CREWE ROLL CALL AND CHAT. 2013 nov/dec

That's my theory. I cut down to one pair of pants and a couple of shirts because I only need those for dinner. It's amazing to me how much I'm taking and none of it is clothes. Red light here I come! :anon:

 

Despite my best efforts, I have to go into work tomorrow. I'm gonna do the bare minimum required and get the hell out ASAP! When did I become so damned popular?!?!?

 

Just drink on the job. That should speed it up!

 

Me too. I'm worried for the red light. How closely do they actually LOOK at the suitcase contents? I will just be grumpy that they mess up my strategic packing process.

 

I sucks that I work in an office now.When I worked in the lab I could just huff ether to make the time go quicker!

 

They'll go through it and check. Not so bad for my suitcase but my backpack was a pain in the ass to re-stuff in two minutes.

 

Think I know what my next job is going to be!

 

The trick is to bring it in an insulated coffee mug. Tell everyone it's tea (preferably a horrible detox tea or something of the sort that no one will want to taste) and then sip at it slowly when people can see you.

 

Send me your resume. All the newspapers keep telling me about all the immigrants coming over and taking all the jobs...you could be one of them!

 

Um.... you may not be my lawyer anymore!