CHAOS CREWE ROLL CALL AND CHAT. 2013 nov/dec

Okay, I would get lost. I know my way around but I lose my sense of direction after lots of wine.

 

I would be able to use the stars as a navigation tool normally but since I'd be seeing double we'd probably end up and Cuba. Unlike you I don't have the diplomatic authority to be there so it would start a whole international incident!

 

When I went to Cuba, the guy next to me on the plane had an American passport and he got in. You just have to stay out of the Cuban jail and you should be fine. We're just going to get the cigars.

 

They've opened it up that if you have Cuban ancestory and family you can apply for a special visa. You can also go for certain business or diplomatic reasons. I don't think wanting to go for cigars, the worlds best Mojito and brightly patterned shirts would be good enough for me to get in.

 

I make better mojitos than I got there. I know theirs is the original but it was just fair compared to my own. Ok, let's stay in Mexico - but out of the jails. I don't really have a law degree, not even a mexican one.

 

Don't worry, I know a guy who can hook us up with a law degree. I can even get a Female Body Inspector certification! That being said I'm all for staying out of the pokey. I'm too pretty for jail!

 

I'd not last a day. I'm far too claustrophobic.

 

I've got one of those

 

You could always ask for the suite!

 

You know Scotty too? Man, he's just giving the things away! I had to go through a 16 hour certification process. Not so bad actually.....