Not my idea but stealing it. Chaos Crew picture countdown.

It can't be that hard. I've been to Canada over a dozen times and I think the largest security force I ever had to deal with were some beavers wearing hockey jerseys drinking Molsons spiked with maple syrup. Wasn't exactly the russian spenatz! (I seem to know an extreme amount of useless information!)

 

Those beavers could kill someone my size. I'm scared enough.

 

The secret to fighting beavers is remembering you don't give a DAM! (ok, bad, even for me, but I only have some much snark per day!)

 

You are on a role.....I sure am going to miss that sense of humor!

 

I just got done being trivia master for our local bar. The biggest hit was porno titles real or fake. The secret was they were all real! :icon_eek:

 

We made up a porno fill in the blanks game. All you need is a dirty magazine where the back pages are full of adverts for porn. You shout out one of the titles advertised but replace some of the words with ''blank'', and people have to guess the correct title. For example, ''Dirty Blanks 3'' or ''My Blank is Blanking your Blank''.

Good fun, especially when your friends fill the blank with something way worse than the actual answer!

 

The one I did was ones based on movie titles. I slaved for hours all in the name of research. On a completley unrelated note I think i need to put more kleenex on the grocery list! :aktion014:

 

Haha...good one. Actually, just last night we were commenting that you had the best one-liner we have ever heard at TTR. Not sure if you remember it but it was during Marlene's B-day celebration a few years back and you said: "but what will they say at the company picnic?" We still have a good laugh every time we bring that one up.

 

I remember that one! I'm sure I can try and come up with some new material this year. Your jellow shots always seem to get the party re-started at midnight so the bad jokes will be a-plenty!

 

Day 35 - Aww... I just can't resist that face. Ok Russ, you can be my personal bodyguard again! :headbanger: