CHAOS CREWE ROLL CALL AND CHAT. 2013 nov/dec

Shit! I had already completed the first 3 before I realized that I think I still have my band from last year. Unfortunately I wouldn't have gotten the bands anyways because the damn dragon's heart stopped beating. I was trying to find the protein macros for it on myfitnesspal but for some reason it wasn't listed. What a waste of a dragon carcass.

 

Uh-oh, that blonde Game of Thrones chick is totally going to kick your ass now! At least it's not as bad as getting Big Foots left testical like you had to you last year for your band. Thankfully you never figured out they only cost us 5 cents!

 

What…. wait?! 5 cents!! well dammit! I trained for months to get that damn thing.

 

You feel bad? Big Foots friends now call him righty!

 

Would an apology note be too "Canadian" of me?

 

Well you could always be super Canadian and add one of those plastic nuts that they give to dogs with the note to make ammends!

 

Good plan! I will go look for one right now.

 

Be sure to clear your browsing history afterwards!

 

I'm single and I live alone… unless I die suddenly in some horrid fashion, my browsing history is probably safe (plus, I don't frequent porn sites). It's the bonus of being single - no one goes through your stuff. haha What's a little google search for prosthetic testicles?

 

Oh bambers you need to set a delete pact with a friend... If i reach an untimely demise while saving a burning village i have a buddy that degauses every digital device i have lol

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