The White Dress Shirt night offers excellent opportunities to remove hot, heavy fabric from bodies later in the evening.... Just sayin'.
Haha, I will only take credit for the first couple of sentences of this post. So are you saying that nobody would want to see this drunk white boy in his underwear at 2am?
Uuuummmmmmm, maybe because I haven't made it back to the room from paty-o's yet? That's the only reasonable excuse I can think of.