I'm so pissed I can hardly type! First off, we didn't have not one "Dirty swinger" hit on us! I didn't see any of these single guys acting like assholes. Everyone I met was really cool. There was no "open buffet" on the Boobs Cruise. I saw only one "creeper with a camera" I did hear of a guy having a "one man orgy" at paty o during white night. Of course, I missed that. The food was ok, the room was great (A jacuzzi) didn't smell at all. Tammy was top less 15 minutes after We got there. (Tramp) So, fuck you "trip advisor"! I can assure you all that I won't be back again..... Until next may. Now, for my tr: Days 1 through 7 Shower in the morning, Breakfast Drinking in the sexy pool Back to the room to give Tammy some dago lovin' Shower and then lunch/dinner More drinking Back to the room Put Tammy into an orgasmic stupor Get up and drink some more. And that's it! So, yeah I had a blast! Ps. I've been home over a month now And I still check on cc almost every day. Is this normal?
Sums it up very nicely!!!! Looks like you are hooked, you will compare every other trip you take now to this one and your future adventures at TTR!!! They only get better and better. Wait until you walk up to the bar after not being there for 6 months to a year and the bartenders know what you are drinking before you order. Will make you feel like you never left!!!
Yep it all good...........glad to see other people's days go the same way. Way too much fun now you'll dream about until you go back.
Totally agree, we never had any "swinger" adventures !!! (to be honest, there was that moment of terror when we mistook a lot of the faded orange CCC wirstbands to be swingers.) I told my wife "just walk back to the room and what ever you do, don't bend over". No public sex (no, not even any "R" rated stuff). After our visit to Hedo, I had promised my wife that we would leave after the first PDA. She was that disgusted with the place. At Hedo, a naked couple would stand up in their nude pool and yell "what do you guys want to see us do next?" We would both say "how about putting you clothes back on". No problems with single guys, I suppose they were so tired after raising hell until 5 AM at Pattyos to be much of a problem. I used to be able to so that but it was 15 BC (BC=Before children) TTR was really kind of like La Quinta Inn with Boobs !!! Lots of fun, but nothing gross at all. There were all of these warnings about watered down drinks. They may have been, but it worked out just fine. At our favorite Atlanta Oldies club "Johnnys Hideaway", they mixed the Capt Morgan and diet so strong that after 4 drinks you complement a person for how great their mustache looks and the next thing you know, shes wanting her husband to "whip you butt" Our favorite at Breakfast was sitting on our balcony and watching the adventures of a male blackbird trying to please his mate. Poor guy would fly over to the roof of the seafood resturant and bring back pieces of straw for their nest. Sadly, she would accept maybe 33% of his offering, but completely junk most of them!!! She seemed to be saying "if this ain't from Nieman Marcus, I aint having it". We kept telling him "she ain't worth it, go find you a good woman", however, I really don't think he could understand our South Ga "drawls". I also agree about the unlessness of TA. Most of the trip reports are by folks that have never went anywhere. Anyone can be anybody on that site. If your going to believe anyone, use one of the sites that has "verified" trip reports. My wifes 13 year old male students used to meet 1 Saturday each month to evaluate cars on KBB. She was delighted that they could write so well, but what about the poor idiots that actually read their reviews.
