second timers June 5-9 trip report (VERY long report)

After not arriving back home until 9:30 Sunday night and sleepwalking through work all day Monday I'm finally coherent enough for a trip report. Names (both ours and those we met) will be omitted as others deserve to tell (or not) their own stories. The week before our trip was spent with a great deal of time spent checking the extended forecasts and crossing our fingers against rain, and when we arrived on Wed. it looked like our fears were going to be realized. There were sections near the road of several resorts (Oasis in particular) that were totally submerged, standing water was everywhere and the sky was an ominous grey.

Day 1...
After an uneventful transfer we hit the front door at Temptations at about 3:30 pm, and were able to breeze right into our room. I upgraded us to a jacuzzi room before the trip, not wanting to risk trying it on sight as I was unsure of occupancy levels and wanted to make damn sure we were going to have something to do in the room other than channel 12 if we were inside due to weather. We got room 1104, and LOVED it. Great location, quiet when you needed sleep, 50 feet from the quiet pool bar, 50 feet from the sports pool, ocean view to your left. I will request that room or 1103 next time for sure. We immediately got dressed and went to the sexy pool, only to be rebuffed by howling winds and rain. We had about 45 minutes of pool time, met a couple or two including a great duo from Australia until Mother Nature shut it down. So we filled up our bubba mugs with liquor and charged back to the room, where we had a jacuzzi and champagne. Tough life right?! It then proceeded to storm to beat the band, the privacy curtain on our jacuzzi area was close to becoming a lethal projectile so we opened it up, you couldn't see us from more than 4 feet away due to the incredibly rain and wind anyway.

This kept us occupied until 8 when we hit the italian for dinner. After many trips to Mexico, many of which ended with one or both of us sick, we are very careful what we eat. VERY careful. So you will see repeated themes of us eating the exact same meal at breakfast and lunch, in the evenings we would eat whatever at the reservation joints with the obvious exception of salads. This worked as we both made it thru this trip with no digestive issues, praise the vacation gods!

We were jazzed to get the vacation rolling, so after dinner it was a quick change and off to the nightly activity, strippers on this night. We didn't really costume up for this evening, and I didn't see huge participation in the fetish wear. Maybe 20% in costume?? Nice shoes was packed however, as it was not raining outside but a week of constant assault left most of the place slick as ice. Between that and the wind inside was def the place to be. The show is quite entertaining, I must say that the male dancers are quite a bit more entertaining than the ladies though. My wife got pulled on stage, which was good for a laugh, and a young blonde UK girl next to us was also featured, the fact that she was BEYOND emberassed and kept trying to escape made it even more priceless. To this point we hadn't really had a chance to talk to many people, but across the room from us was a dude with a impressive beard and long hair who looked like...Jesus. My wife and I had a good chuckle at this, little knowing that Ginger Jesus would be one of the weeks highlights.

After the event we went to Patty O's to dance (obv). When I say we went to dance I think some people really mean they went to drink and dance for 5 minutes, but both my wife and I love to dance so we give it holy hell. The quality of said dancing, is of course much in question:huepfen013:. Well it was approximately 129 degrees at Patty O's that night, with 200% humidity. It was unbearable, and I live in Alabama so I know hot and sticky. Between that and the fact that we had been traveling since about 5 central time, we decided to cash in our chips. By saying this I obviously mean EAT A BURGER! We took one back to the room, ate it and hopped in the sports pool and crashed. It was only around 12:30 or so, but we wanted to avoid the first day curse. It was a very nice first day, but thursday the party would truly begin. That story will be told in the next installment.opcorn:

 

Day 2

Day 2 dawned, and as usual we were up early. Well temptations early, it was around 8:15 or so. With a great deal of trepidation I went to pull back the curtain and saw....the sun!! It should be mentioned that I had spoken to a couple the day before that had been at the resort 5 days and said it was the best weather yet. And this was the day where it was raining so hard and was so windy that our we worried our jacuzzi curtain was going to come off its supports! But today, no today was going to be glorious. Off we went to the gym where there were actually 3 other people, much to my surprise. I figured it would be as empty as a baptist church on the Vegas strip. Leaving the resort to go home I realized that there were amazing jogging pathways all over the place, however the point was moot as 50% of them were under 2-3 inches of water the whole trip so I didn't miss much. We hit a few licks at a snake and wandered off to breakfast, ham and cheese omlette and a few donuts for us. My wife was on mimosa's by 9am, cheers to her!

We had of course claimed real estate before hitting the gym, for some reason we spotted up in the area next to the sexy pool bar but opposite the little tubs you can sit in with the jets (we call them sandboxes because people sometimes don't like to share those tubs!). This meant we had no umbrella, which is a rookie mistake if you are a pale face like me. We did, however have SPF 4000 sunblock, so :headbanger:.

We had a rare not so great experience at the pool on this date, a bad group next to us. Two younger (early 20's?) couples were directly next to us and they were not friendly. My wife and I are social, but not overly so. We are perfectly content to sit next to someone at the pool all day and only exchange "good mornings" or ask them to watch a purse, etc. The problem with this lot was that they were making snide remarks about every woman (and many of the men) on the resort. She can't pull that off, she needs to put her clothes back on, etc. Literally every single person that would walk by who wasn't Kate Upton. My wife was getting quite upset, and I knew that it wasn't likely to improve so we gladly answered the call for beach volleyball to escape.

Volleyball was with Manuel that day, and as always it was a blast. It is the place we meet many of the couples we end up hanging with over the weekend and today was no exception. Great fun was had by all, then we returned to the sexy pool to find the belly flop contest underway. We enjoyed that until the finale when the male portions of the above mentioned couple were (surprise) just crushing the heavier guys in the contest and generally making asses of themselves. :banghead:

When times like these arrive one has two options, either leave or speak up. I turned to the guys and asked them to lighten up, they declared they were "only having fun whats your problem". Being as how I have no Desire to end up in Mexican jail and it was obvious they weren't going to converse like adults we moved to the quiet pool. The couple to our left thanked me for attempting to help as we gathered our things, I felt vindicated.

Several Bubba Mugs of rum and diet and a lunch burger later we went back to the room for some jacuzzi time and a nap. I cannot overestimate the importance of an afternoon snooze if you want to stay in the game, without it last time we would crash by midnight as our work schedulaes have us programmed so that we cannot sleep past about 8:15 no matter what.

Dinner was asian that nite, and it was fantastic as always. Love the spring roll appetizers and the champagne/wine/grenadine drink they serve, we both had about 6. Late dinner is also a Temptations must, to much time between dinner and the theme night always works poorly for us so we did 8 all trip long. Went back and suited up for lingerie casino nite. Sarah (69) was working the door, it was hilarious seeing her tell 250 lb. men to turn their asses around and put on boxers if they wanted in.

Participation was huge, there were men and women of all sizes in various states of undress. For some reason only one bartender though, bad call. We however ordered 4 gin/tonics for the two of us right off the bat and were good to go. So a word to the wise, on lingerie night get your drinks early!

We gambled the games for awhile, watched the raffle, and then they offered a free tshirt to the first person to get completely naked. Of course Ginger Jesus leaps into action, then runs and scales the cage in the back corner of the room and swings around naked, classic stuff.

Step number next is off to Patty O's, where the weather was much more reasonable for dancing. We danced until 2 o'clock then trotted off for a burger and pool time. Ginger Jesus was also dancing up a storm, and quite the ruckus was raised. There was a group of about 40 ladies from a pole dancing fitness group in Maryland at the resort, I danced with several and my wife danced with many more.

We were now hitting our stride, and the next day went up about 2 more notches as we had not yet had any shots. That was soon to come, don't worry!

ps- the last long trip report I saw was chock full of debauchery and tales of swaying, sorry for the letdown on adult content. Some memories aren't for sharing :wink3:

 

Thanks so much for sharing, and no need to apologize. TTR offers up different experiences for everybody, and while I believe sharing is caring, I am not let down.

Makes me quite anxious for my trip...10 more days!

~Shawna

 

Thank you for the reviews

So sorry about those group.
I saw a group like that.. and I told him you have 10 sec to getting off my face !!
Normally I just ignore them .

it's always the single guy doing that.. So I'll be glad if the resort can only be for couple and CCC member Signel women I don'T care but alot of single guy don't have any respect and try to steal someone else girlfriend

 

We were there last week as well! I was the sleeved guy with the Asian wife. There was some women sitting next to us from NJ that were making fun of my wife's bathing suit and couldn't believe she was wearing it. If you happend to see her, you know she is a pretty amazing looking woman and could pull off pretty much anything. I think they were jealous because they were such pigs. LOL.


Don't let that little crap bug you. Overall, it sounds like your trip was great! Did we happen to chat?

 

Day 3..

By now we were well into the ebb and flow of vacation life. Up at 8, claim pool real estate (with an umbrella on the second row behind the pool "sandboxes"), breakfast at 8:30ish, pool by 9. Was suprised to see Jesus had made it up for breakfast as we were leaving, although apparently we had made quite the impression at Patty O's the morning before as while at breakfast three different people came up and asked me what the hell I was doing up so early after last night. The answer was, of course, DRINKING!! I drink a bit here and there (scotch), but am not a heavy drinker nor is my wife. We drink mostly wine except for Kentucky Derby weekend where I drink a ton of mint juleps. So we have to work up to the shots, and today we declared open season. I had rum and diet with my breakfast at 8:30 and away we went.

I try and play beach volleyball everyday we are there, so I had only one wet pussy shot before 11, and proceeded to play at a level even more poor than is typical for me. My wife bowed out after a few games as we had plenty of people to jump in and it was HOT. We met new people playing this day, including a wonderful couple from socal who I just found out today are board members. Also a couple from Washington DC who were chill people. After the game, it was time to go. Ended up sharing our sandbox with a group of 50ish year old ladies and drinking several lemon drops, this after a steady diet of rum and diet for me and Cancun Sunset (my wife is over the moon for this drink) for the lady. And oh yeah a burger for lunch.

At some point I ask someone what time it is (watch? pfft) and realize we have a 3 pm massage that starts in about.......6 minutes. At this point I am debating blowing it off and just continuing to drink, but eventually we decide to trot off for the couples massage. Good decision!! I am approached leaving the sexy pool to play in the volleyball tourney but have to decline, still upset about that timing. After said massage We emerge and realize option one is to just skip the nap and go for broke, but decide against that even though the white party was not so great last trip. In a genius move that can only be described as inspired I hop out of bed 3 seconds after laying down and run out to the quiet pool bar to grab a wet pussy shot so my buzz won't die down while I sleep. Questionable decision!!

My wife being among the worlds absolute worst nap takers we sleep about an hour then just decide to enjoy the jacuzzi and chill. Fortunately we have 4 beers and a bottle of champagne in the room!:aetsch004:We kill those then begin to get dressed for dinner while I hop on the wagon and break out the Cancun Sunset myself since I was tired of R&D at this time. Dinner was at the Seafood restaurant today, it is not on the same level as Asian and Italian. Somewhere in the day we had bought a snickers and a twix bar and we ate those now, which helped. Also wise was that we ate like 6 or so rolls each at dinner in an attempt to stem the alcohol tide that was rising quickly. Sangria at dinner was not half bad I might add. We stop off for another round on the way to the white party, which was PACKED into Patty O's. Unreal participation. 60% of the people in all white, many more with white slacks or shirts only. I was of course in an all white linen outfit. The best part of this whole gig is that Ginger Jesus is there..........in full on regalia. White robe, brown sash, it was absolutely classic. Two random guys are there in centurion type tunics as well. Loads of great outfits.

After ordering some gin and tonic the siren song of the dance floor begins to call to me. Some people will only dance if the floor is moderately full of people. I am not one of those people. I will dance by myself in a full bar and give not one shit. My wife will come with and dance a bit as well, she's not shy. Paloma is dancing by every five minutes or so with Sarah, people are getting lubricated, party is in the air. Every few minutes a few more people come out, Ginger Jesus brings me a drink, some other dude brings shots to all the people on the dance floor, life is grand.

I have been to a foam party or 3 in my day, and most suck. People are scared to get foamy, or in most cases the machine produces this piss ant amount of foam that is more annoying than fun. This is not that foam party. The foam machine is strong like bull. It kicks on and starts producing a landslide of foam, you could get directly under it and get lost like you were behind a waterfall in the mountains. I realize this could get serious and scurry to the room to get running shoes instead of loafers so as not to bust my ass. My wife elects to go shoeless, which is what all the phillies end up doing. Soon the foam is knee high, and the floor is packed. I get some shots with Ginger Jesus and the roman duo, and drink another couple of gin and tonics. Word to the wise, if one is going to place ones drink on any of the tables surrounding to dance floor on foam night, cover it with a napkin so as to avoid ingesting the foam, which tastes like shit. I begin balancing my wifes clutch on my many various gin and tonics to keep out the foam, which becomes increasingly more difficult as the table its resting on becomes more slippery. Or as I become more drunk, you be the judge.

Eventually a nice woman offers to watch my drink and keep a napkin over it for me while we dance around and party, what a lovely woman. At some point in time whilst this was all going on my wife has started harrassing some young guy from Scotland who appears to be 11 about being underage. We have seen him walking around all weekend with 6 buds and a lone girl, who I can only imagine must be the Patron Saint of Scotland for that. Well the 7 is two tonite as the rest of them have taken a dive to Montezuma's revenge. These two are dancing with much joy as well, we would continue to see these cats the next two days. Nice guys and a ton of fun. Meanwhile one half of the socal couple has returned in a stunning white ensemble and is dancing her ass off. We dance for a bit, she dances with my wife, I dance with any number of the pole dancing group, I dance with Jesus, and so on. As this goes on the foam is now about waist high, which is epic. For some reason it seems a good idea to stand under the fountain of foam, so I do so and inhale several lungfuls of chemicals that cannot be good for me. What the hell its a party!!

Somehow we have gotten back on the lemon drops, and I am feeling quite nice. One of the good things about being me is that when I get to a certain point and there is music I dance so much I forget to drink, if that makes any sense. Well I don't forget, I just slow down quite a bit thank god. At 1 (maybe?? again who needs time in paradise??) they cut off the foam. We continue to chat with many new friends, and at some point someone wants a picture so we take one then they show it to me and I realize my clothing has become about 90% sheer. I laugh at myself as I have been seeing boobs and booty all night and somehow never for a second realized the same was happening to me. By now the party is starting to slow down, so we grab...........a burger and...........hit the sports pool. So passe right?

In short, wow. How damn fun. I love this place right?

Last day report will come tomm. probably in two parts. Typing this makes me feel almost like I'm on the resort again, I hope some of you get a tenth the enjoyment out of reading that I do of reliving a great time.

 

Super report. thanks!

 

:huepfen013:AWESOME TR....THANKS SO MUCH FOR SHARING:huepfen013:
VERY, VERY DETAILED!!!!

 

AWESOME trip report, feels like Im right there with you! Even more excited about my trip now!

Amused/amazed/saddened how Jess_2703 managed to crowbar more anti-single guy comments, following a mention of annoying COUPLES at TTR! In fact, as far as Im concerned its females that are actually far more rude and opinionated about other people in bikinis etc. Guys are more likely to make POSITIVE comments about females around the pool (albeit sometimes not welcome!)

Looking forward to the next installments of the TR!

 

I agree!!!!

~Shawna