Jen&Kyle Trip Report 4/26-5/3

Discussion in 'Temptation Resort Reviews' started by Jen&Kyle, May 9, 2013.

  1. IDareU

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    We would like to take credit for J&K being bottomless 2X- nagging them into playing tequila volleyball & some sort of wild debauchery at the far end of the pool that involved Kyle losing his trunks for a brief moment that has become etched into our brains and never forgotten -

    We need therapy!
     
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    Pretty sure we saw your cousin getting crazy the night you left at the foam party on the 3rd =)
     
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    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Look. If a lady wants to take off my shorts to do a whipped cream shot I for one am sure not going to stop her. And I do recall hearing you complain multiple times that there wasn't enough room on the pool deck for you two :)

    Yes, you are definitely responsible for roping us into naked tequila volleyball and then ensuring we were on the bad team so we got the punishment. So wrong!
     
  4. Jen&Kyle

    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Well this would be a shocker. I need picture evidence! If true then they wasted 5 days of their vacation pretending to be appalled by everything going on.
     
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    This is so bizarre to me! A of all, WHO goes to a resort like Temptation without researching it and knowing what you are getting into? B of all, WHO is 'appalled' by everything going on at Temptation? C of all, WHO goes to Tempation and only is seen in the Sexy Pool 2x during their entire trip???

    Jen & Kyle, I definitely think you out-vacationed Jen's cousin. :)
     
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    Partyometer I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Also let me add: D of all, WHO goes to Temptation and is only seen naked 3 times during their entire trip?

    Weak, Kyle. Weak. ;-)
     
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    This sounds like a challenge. I do believe we can help him break this record during Octoberbreast! ;)
     
  8. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Oh I can`t wait to hear what happened when you got home..........did they rat you out to family. Or are they embarassed that they went to a palce that is soooooooooo much fun.
     
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    If all the girls get it "started" I bet we can shatter that record!!! - M
     
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    Ask her how the foam over toward the grill side of the bar was. We were chuckling how she did a 100% change right after you guys left.
     
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