John.... let me see if I can answer your questions. 1. You can submit your application directly to me. I will make sure you get connected to the right people. 2. Yes, 1 pair of breastesesses is required for membership. And, yes, Stacia's would qualify. And, even if they didn't qualify, we would slide her in simply based off her ass alone. 3. Pre-requisites: enthusiasm to participate in TTR theme nights, expertise in pool-side darts/dart distraction, proven experience in binge drinking, and extensive knowledge of body shots 4. Annual dues: a round of tequila shots will suffice 5. Hazing rituals: being forced to arm wrestle either Mr. Mac or my hubby Travis. Also, you may be forced to participate in poolside entertainment much to your own embarassment. 6. Yes there is a secret handshake. It involves a squeeze of the bosom and a slap on the ass... much easier demonstrated in person. Spaces are limited, as this is a highly sought after group. I would get your application in ASAP. I think you & your beautiful wife would be a great ass-et to our team.
I do believe you covered it all, Amy! (with the exception of the kilt thongs, but we'll let Matt and Darin fill him in there) PS If said photo doesn't follow CCC public posting guidelines, then feel free to PM it to me. I'd be happy to assess your ASSests!
Just when Matt and I get out you pull us back in. Now you can't give us any bromance crap. I mean hey I can't help a little mancrush here and there. Especially since Brent won't join us. Maybe John will be our new champion!
As one of the founding members of Octoberbreast, I agree to sponsor John & Stacia's pledge to the crew. There will be a 7 day probationary period in which you will have to prove you are worthy of a lifetime membership. Let the shenanigans begin! Brent
I knew my ears were burning for a reason. April has indicated that I am required to put my big boy pants on or, in this case, a kilt thong.
I just hope Brent is not so drunk that he puts his Kilt Thong on backwards like he did with the red thong in the sexy pool 2 years ago!!! LOL -April