Mommabear's "Work Trip" Report

Flights: Hometown airport, gotta love getting frisked first thing in the morning. Flight on time and uneventful to Chicago. Arrive at ORD find my connecting gate then proceed to the bar to start my trip. Downed my last American beers for 10 days then head back to the gate. To my surprise they were wanting to leave early due to weather between Chicago and Cancun. So on the plane I went. Arrived in CUN about 20 minutes late. No big deal. USA Transfer was there waiting for me.

Arrive at the hotel: Room was ready, but not the Cougar Den party deck. So I accepted the room they assigned 5634 (yes 3rd floor) and decided if Karen wanted to change once she arrived then we would. Was in the quiet area back behind the sexy pool but we had a great view of the ocean, and if we looked down a great view of the Bathrooms. Ehhh I didn’t care… I was not planning on spending my “Work” trip in my room.
So changed into my suit, grabbed my insulated cup and headed down to the pool. Then the fun began. Seeing friends I had not seen in a year and starting meeting new friends right away. Some recognized me others did not, which is ok, I would just introduce myself.

Now here is where I’m going to change my report up. Instead of listing everyone, I will list some events from the 10 days and those that were involved will know exactly what I am talking about. (it's the memories that count)

Yes I can be a dancing fool and loose my insulated mug the 1st night but not lose my shoes.

Going to Walmart is an experience

Walking long distances in Flip Flops not a smart move – Blisters! :aktion060:

Great friends having your back and making sure the single ladies are ok

Moving the Cougar Den sign down 1 floor – to see if your room mate will notice after a night of drinking, then having to keep a straight face when asked how did I find my room when I couldn’t remember my room number. (I know the building and which floor) lol.

Not remembering the day of the week is a great thing. Until it’s the day you need to leave.

Boob Cruise on the 16th – Again Dancing fool despite blisters and swollen feet – AIWC of course

Needing popcorn on the Boob Cruises as I watch the “activities”

The polite smoker – Im not being a loner, I’m respecting non smokers

Chic in Thong bikini with Toilet Paper hanging out… yes was on purpose :bootyshake:

A chameleon – People can look different every day and night, Glasses, no glasses, hair up hair down, top on top off - you understand. If you are comfortable in what you are wearing that is all that matters. If people don’t like how you look, that is their problem, they don’t need to look then.

Walking like Im drunk or had a really “fun night”. When it was really swollen and blistered feet plus Vertigo that would not go away. (My story and I’m sticking to it) :icon_wink:

Holding my drinks until the DT’s go away

Meeting George Clooney’s twin and his Gorgeous wife.

“How You doin?”, Shit Shows and “Oyi, Oyi Oyi from a chic in Roller skates”

Saying thank you…. “For the things I just did to you in my mind” (many many were violated) :icon_twisted::icon_twisted:

Learning there are 48 continents in the world and in the US

Ice tossing and where it lands at times and how fast it melts

Grabbing Concrete asses :azzangel:

Being Tattoo’d as a Canadian (39 Canadian Tattoos) :flagcanada:

Remembering I HATE Sambuka

Late night talks

Skinny Dipping

Skippy running around the pool, then being asked if I wanted to see his Freckle

Take a flashlight to the Asian Restaurant

You meet more people when you go to the bar to get your drinks

Sitting on the back of the boat on the Boob Cruise is not so bad… Meet great people, polite smokers, having my alone time with Jim the Chicken and the blow up doll. Plus my share of AIWC.

Waldo

Toy Parties – and explaining how they work

Sweet Caroline

I can rock boy shorts (square cuts) as well as a thong

Having naked men or men in thongs dive between my legs in the Jacuzzi

Smoking Crush cigarettes

Wooden snakes and the places they go

Canadian Sweatshirt to take home to Pops

Illinois people represented TTR very well (Yes and so do Canadians)

Having more patients than most would ever think of when things don’t go right and to be able to just blow it off.

I could go on and on of all of the different memories from this trip. But most of all meeting wonderful people from all over the world. Making lasting friendships whether, married, single, straight, gay, swingers, voyeurs’, short, tall, skinny, plus size, from all walks of life. TTR is a great place to vacation and be free to be who you want to be. Just be yourself, be respectful, have fun and make lasting memories.

Life is too short not to have fun. And TTR is the best place for all types of fun.


So from me to each and every one of you I met…. I thank you – for the fun, the memories, the laughter, the tears but most of all the friendships we made. Til we meet again!!!!!!! Carol :usa1::flagcanada::lotsofmichaelfs:

 

great report Carol... Serpentemujeres (snake of women, and he earned the name, lol) appreciates the mention. what a time, same place same time next year, in it to win it....

 

Great TR! Makes me anxious to get back to TTR in June!

~Shawna

 

We absolutely adore you!!! You should go back with us for Labor Day!

 

Love you sweetie!! Had a blast as always. Till next time

 

What a great trip report!!

 

Great report Carol.......now I am off tomorrow to take over where you left off....lol. Hopefully you make it back at the end of October.

 

awesome report! wish we were there.........makes me want to push the limits again

 

Ah, my fellow cougar-in-crime. Miss you already, gf. It was a pleasure sharing a room with you. Same time next year? :icon_mrgreen: (or Halloween 2013 first?)

Photo of the Cancuncare Cougar Gang on Day 2 (ignore beer belly of asshole who has been strategically and maliciously cropped out of picture )

 

Great TR ..... Mario and I had a great time with you and all the April Addicts. You did rock those boy shorts and I have the pictures to prove it. Mario looked hot in your thong.....to much fun, we can't wait to meet up with you again someday. Cheers