May 2013 Roll Call

We land at 1010 so should be drinking in the Mexican sunshine before noon. See ya there

 

And if your hubby is too busy to be your bar bitch... I'll be your cabanna boy. Deal? :icon_wink:

 

Wow...will you please go fetch me a penis colada!

 

Thank U..Michelle !!! :headbanger:

 

Fuck Ya. I Got My Thongs Packed, And So Does My Wife. May 8-15. We Haven't Had A Drink For4 Months. really Gonna Have To Start Off Slow. First Drink Will Be At The Sexy Pool With all You Sexy People. Can't Wait.

 

Whoop Whoop!! We will help you pace yourself..haha

 

Lol if u haven't drank in 4 months, do remember to pace yourself or u will be sharing the wheelbarrel with me I'm there may 9-23

 

Ok... Ive been sitting here for 5 min trying to figure out a snappy response to you calling me a Homosexual...

I can't come up with something funny without:
1. sounding like a gaybasher
2. sounding like a homophob
3. making you sound like a fag
4. making you cry
5. making sure that all the girls think you will give them a desease

So, I'll just drop it at this point and invite all the single ladies in the resort to come party with me and my friends (Tom included)... Oh, most importantly, none of us have husbands. Except possibly the one Tom has tied up in his closet

 

Reserving my spot next to you in that wheelbarrel...lol

 

Can do... talk about a swizzle stick!