Lmfao don't give me too much credit... I've only ever done one week and I needed a wheelbarrel after day 1 lol
We will be there May 15 - 20. We have never been and are newbies. We have friends that have been multiple times and they continue to say that the people are the best part about the Resort. Looking forward to meeting new folks. Any advice is welcome David and Tai
Welcome to the PARTY!!! David/Tai!!! :wave: see U at the Sexy Pool!! Newbies buy first round!!! :xyxthumbs:
Advice??? Hmmm. Don't be shy Pace yourself Get naked in public at least once Pace yourself If you buy a bottle outside the resort give it to the bartender with your room number and drink good shit all day. Give Brad a couple shots of your good stuff. Pace yourself... That's about it!!!
Get in line for dinner reservation or you'll be eating buffet.. Play tequila volleyball. That will satisfy the naked part.. Pace yourself Have sex on your balcony Watch others have sex on thier balconies... Rate thier performance with score cards Give Brad more shots Pace yourself Go on a Boobs Cruise PACE YOURSELF ON THE CRUISE!!! Engage in pool activities Tip everyone who works at the resort as you feel is appropriate Drink purple shit and drunken monkeys Don't buy the shitty weed from the guys on the beach Pace yourself Remember half of what I advise and you'll have fun!! Pace yourself
2 Weeks! :clappyinghappy: 2 Weeks! :daveandmo: 2 Weeks! :lotsofmichaelfs: 2 Weeks!:flash: (We're just a wee bit excited )
