I've tried bribing them several times. They always say "there are cameras señor". One would think they'd accept a quick 20usd. But it seems big brother is watching them and us. Seems we always end up on the beach past the boats.. The beach is usually a little gross. But a little drunken some-some on a seaweed stroon beach is better than no drunken some-some on the beach at all!!! God I love Cancun!!!
The fact my liver aches for a week after I get home!! It's 5 o'clock somewhere.. Here as a matter of fact!!! It is Tequila time in Oregon!!
I "hate" ...that after only about 15 AI whipped cream body shots I start to gag on the stuff ...that my weird monkey toes sometimes untie string bikinis ...that our scrappy American girls just couldn't beat the hardy Canadians in the Jell-O ring ...that Channel 12 tends to make us late for dinner
Rolling in the sand naked after losing tequilla volleyball. Guys who are rude to staff. When there is no DJ and we have to listen to background crap at Patyo's. The tables at the pool party, just can't do it with a bad leg. How low can you go? Not having my navel oranges for breakfast. Throwing up at least once maybe twice. Low blood sugar in the mornings. Loud abnoxious people. Cigar and cigarette smoke, but esprcially cigars. Wine breath,beer breath, rye breath, k just booze breath. Sleeping the the shower when I pass out. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr waking up freezing with the shower dripping ON MY HEAD My bare ass sticking to the bar stool at Patyo's.
arriving late to the party (just doesn't matter what day you arrive - party has started without you ... boooo) leaving the party to early (just doesn't matter what day you depart - party is always on and you miss out ... boooo) but all the stuff in between is why we all keep going back again and again!! Yahooooo!! :umbrella1:
Things I hate .... No large hot tub for gathering on cold evenings. .... College guys thinking because I'm in lingerie, I'm interested. Yuk .... Mr and mrs Temptation contest based on cheers, not on skill and looks. .... Having to pre book dinners and be on a schedule. .... Having mrs Temptation cancelled due to weather, I get naked indoors too, lol .... Front desk staff, very unhelpful. .... Time share folks. .... Room being over patios, no sleep .... Having to tip nearly 500 a week to maintain any service, lol .... The large lady heckling me during poolside events because I'm not a large lady, lol
Oh, one last thing People who photoshop, alter, mask pics up to the point they look nothing like them when you meet them.
