> SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST > An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared > offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with > patients.. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that > the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo > wrestler. He gave her his name. > In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME > HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" > All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to > look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an > equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX > CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' > The room erupted in applause > DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.