Notice, Ladies & Gentlemen, the intelligent design of this contraption... It works best when the Man is ON TOP ! (ps... I couldn't help but notice Ma'am, but, nice knobs!)
So this reporter goes to a mental hospital to do an article on mental health in Canada and the problems with the deeply disturbed. He meets the head of the facility, somewhere in Ontario, and they start an extensive tour. He peeks in one of the rooms and there is a fellow in the room pretending he is swinging a baseball bat. As part of his story the reporter figured it would be a good idea to interview a few of the patients. So he asked this guy who he was and what he was doing. The man replied "I'm Hank Aaron, three more home runs and I'm getting out of here". The report writes this in his note pad and continues his tour. A little while later he sees another guy in a room who looks like he is golfing. He enters the room and asks the man the same questions. This man replies " I'm Nick Faldo, three more holes in one and I'm getting out of here". The reporter writes this down and continues on his way. Near the end of the tour he comes across a room way in the back of the building. Through the small window in the door he sees a man, naked, with an erection, balancing a peanut on his penis. He enters the room and askes the man what he is doing and when he plans on getting out. The man replies " I'm fucking nuts and I ain't never getting out of here!"
Minnesota Salesman A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Minnesota." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One." The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in Minnesota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son." The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65." The boss, astonished, says “$101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, “Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing..”
She found it @ a website called "HerRoom". I'll let ya know after we get it in the mail. 26 days to go..... tick, tick, tick,
hhaha right! It reminded me of cancun from hearing it. Then I decided to watch the video and I was like WOW! They were great with mental imagery! It's shot in Mexico! lol. I think the sign said puerto vallarta.
